YMMV / Mister B. Gone

• Jerkass Woobie: I'm evil. Don't claim to be anything else. But I've never caught a break in my life, and you can't say I deserved my childhood. I'd like to remind you that you have the power to end this...
• Narm: Some of the horror value of my little tale might be lost when you realize I'm essentially The Monster at the End of This Book played straight. Right down to the ending not being anywhere near as nasty as advertised.
• Paranoia Fuel: As you read this account of my miserable, tortured existence, I ask only that you keep in mind that I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

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