Epileptic Trees - Inmates come up with some pretty crazy theories to explain the Admiral's identity and the nature of the Barge.
Jerkass Woobie - David. Yes, he may be an abrasive jerk who needs to wake up and stop fighting his Warden every step of the way; but he goes through somuchhell that you can't help but feel sorry for him.
The Woobie - Prefect has a glittering array of adorable sad icons. Which he gets to use a lot, because everything abuses Prefect.