Anvilicious: Doubly so. If read straight it's extremely unsubtle in its support for feminism. If read as a Troll Fic it's just as unsubtle in its anti-feminism.
Broken Aesop: The anti-sexist message would be a lot more effective if the characters didn't go around slut-shaming each other willy-nilly.
Canon Defilement: Dementors seem to be the most IC creatures in this fic, which should tell you everything.
Designated Hero: Crystal and Draco are responsible for the deaths of Parvati (who is put on fire by Draco for no reason) and Bagman. Crystal also acts like the girls on My Super Sweet Sixteen.
Strangled by the Red String: Draco and Harry jump into each other's arms the second the latter becomes female.
WTH, Costuming Department?: Most of the outfits described in the fic involve patterns, styles, and colors that don't go together at all. Crystal's first outfit alone includes a polka-dot blouse, a striped fleece jacket, flip-flops worn with socks and tights, and her hair is dyed blue and in Princess Leia-style buns.
