"Your god is a massive ball of gas. She loves without caring- She gives without taking- And she doesn't know about you."
A webcomic by Vancouver's Liam Wallinger, starring an ebon sorcerer and an albino giant. They're also joined by Rebecca, a great big antlered snake.
Their adventures (so far) all take place on the planet Dërt, a world with unique geography and fauna, to say the least.
The comic has been on hiatus for quite a while, with very few updates now and then. As of May 2018, its website has expired. You can read it here (archived).
Wizard & Giant provides examples of:
- And I Must Scream: Wizard & Giant's daughter creates a "thinking machine" out of scrap metal, and a brain she found lying around.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Giant, when sufficiently enraged, can become even more, well, giant.
- Badass Boast: Wizard, and his grandson Hatchet, have a few.
- Blue-and-Orange Morality: Wizard and Giant are fully willing to kill people for the purposes of a marriage proposal. Of course, Giant doesn't know this.
- Knight Templar: The chubby leader of the city of Khefru, known colloquially as "Nipple Hat," seems to be motivated by protecting the religious and economic beliefs he was raised on. He also appears to be almost gleeful about committing murder.
- Mister Seahorse: Wizard carries Giant's baby to term. How? A Wizard Did It.