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Karate Bears
is a whimsical, wacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator T.J. Baldwin. It ran from October 1, 2012 to April 19, 2014.This webcomic provides examples of:
- Alternate Landmark History: The giant statues were originally Karate Bears, before their ears fell off.
- Atlas Pose: Here one is illustrating Ayn Rand's book.
- Ax-Crazy: Karate Bears are pretty fond of axes.
- Barehanded Blade Block: Karate Bears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in this one
- Batter Up!: Karate Bears understand the usefulness of a baseball bat
- Big Brother Instinct: Karate Bears are often bullies themselves but also hate bullies
- Big Red Button: Karate Bears: Finger on the big red Button blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
- Booby Trap: Karate Bears have the ability to actually detect such traps. Like in Dungeons and Dragons.
- Blood Bath: Karate Bears like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.
- Cartoon Cheese: Karate Bears love cartoony looking cheese
- Cartoon Juggling: In this Karate Bears clip, he is arc juggling all his responsibilities.
- Cats Are Mean: Karate Bears have a sidekick Kat who is very cruel on occasion.
- Cats Are Superior: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is taking on 4 large dogs This one is also really badass: Kitty Kat smoking
- Caught with Your Pants Down: Karate Bears will cause this to happen.
- Chain of People: Karate Bears literally make a chain of people... violently.
- Counting Sheep: Karate Bears actually count sheep in the morning for Breakfast!
- Crystal Skull: In June of 2012 we learned that Karate Bears skulls are actually crystal skulls!
- Dance Battler: An unlikely dance fight at Karate Bears.
- David Versus Goliath: Karate Bears are generally the larger combatant but not always.
- Deadly Disc: They use saw blades
- Devil's Advocate: Karate Bears actually advocate for the devil's advocate!
- Does This Make Me Look Fat?: Karate Bears do not fall for this one.
- Dragon Rider: Karate Bears ride dragons too!
- Drives Like Crazy: Karate Bears drive like animals, like crazy animals.
- The Emperor: Karate Bears have a very SMALL empire.
- Erotic Dream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in Karate Bears: but i guess it takes all kinds.click here
- Eye Beams: This guy has eye beams
- Faceless Masses: T.J. Baldwin from Karate Bears likes crowd scenes but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.
- Follow Your Nose: They can smell your BBQ
- Foot Popping double foot pop!
- Four-Fingered Hands: Karate Bears usually have 4 fingers
- Furries Are Easier to Draw. I, T.J. Baldwin do admit that Karate Bears are easier to draw than people. look at my bad crowd scenes.
- Gigantic Gulp: Karate Bears Gulp Big.
- Gladiator Games: A guy Gladiates to save a lady.
- Heroes Gone Fishing: Karate Bears fish off docks when they have some spare time.
- Human Popsicle: Don't count on coming through unharmed. Karate Bears smash them.
- Ignored Expert: Karate Bears: don't listen to their agents.
- Interspecies Romance: This is a HUGE theme in Karate Bears. here are some examples. A B C
- "Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal: Karate Bears actually do jump off a bridge.
- Jumping on a Grenade: Karate Bears jump on grenades if they want to.
- Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: Karate Bears totally have a crush on the neighbor.
- Mortal Wound Reveal: Karate Bears rarely lose and this is why
- Murder by Cremation: Karate Bears use a dude named pete to heat their home.
- My Brain Is Big: Karate Bears brains are generally concealed but they are visibly huge here.
- No Fourth Wall: Karate Bears have no patience for the fourth wall.
- Nonverbal Miscommunication: This Karate Bears guy probably won't get any of these girls to go out with him. No matter what he actually says.
- Not in Kansas Anymore: Karate Bears are not in kansas any more.
- The Peeping Tom: Karate Bears peep.
- Pegasus: Karate Bears are man enough to admit that they ride pegasi over rainbows
- Pietà Plagiarism: Karate Bears need a mop.
- Plant Person: Karate Bears were around back when there were still Dryads.
- Playing Hard to Get: hard to get
- Plunger Detonator: The hero rigs explosives and an election at the same time!
- Police Lineup: Karate Bears don't care, they just pick everybody.
- Porn Stash: One guy shows his Playboy Stash to some girls who thought they were going to make out!
- Pretty in Mink: Karate Bears do not approve of fancy ladies wearing fur.
- Ramp Jump. Karate Bears like to jump their van off ramps. Also bicycles.
- Royal Brat - King Joffrey was a Karate Bear was a royel Brat. This is to say that Karate Bears have the same feelings of entitlement and power.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: A member of the Karate Bears does a Doug (Michael Showalter) in this strip, and actually leaves the page.
- Shameful Strip: Karate Bears will do it if they have to.
- Safe Cracking: KB krack safes
- Shout-Out: A List of Karate Bears Shout Outs
- Sideboob: In a Karate Bears dream sequence, a lady with Sideboob rides bareback.
- Single Mom Stripper: This would be a Single Dad Stripper but i think it still applies
- Smoking Gun: Karate Bears found the smoking gun
- Smoking Hot Sex: Karate Bears still smoke after sex even if it's a little old fashioned.
- Sociopathic Soldier: The guy in this Karate Bears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by mangling and eating an enemy
- Stuck on Band-Aid Brand: Karate Bears hope to one day achieve this sort of recognition.
- Talking in Bed: Karate Bears talk to their girlfriends in bed
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Technology Marches On: Karate Bears used to work on those giant computers. - Tuxedo and Martini: Karate Bears clean up good, and love to drink. Look.
- Unnecessary Combat Roll: Karate Bears love doing unnecessary flip/flops before doing most activities.
- Unwanted Harem: Karate Bears love women, but not one woman in particular.
- When I Was Your Age...: Karate Bears used to have to have to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!
- Wrong Side of the Tracks: These guys are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!
