SpongeBob's Christmas-Time Antics
is a 2012 YouTube Poop by Sinnedtragedy. It's based on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Christmas Who?", and features SpongeBob learning about Christmas, a holiday where Santa apparently fucks everyone in town. Squidward, who had his mother raped by Santa before, isn't happy about the idea.
Tropes:
- Anvil on Head: When SpongeBob thinks there's a fire in Sandy's treedome, Patrick shows up to say "hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a—" before an anvil drops on his head and pushes him off the scene.
- Bad Santa: Santa raped Squidward's mother, which is part of the reason Squidward doesn't like the holiday.
- Chirping Crickets: When Patchy asks who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's very first Christmas, the screen freezes and crickets are heard.
- Freudian Slip: When Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob his letter to Santa:Mr. Krabs: Okay, boy, my cock— er, uh, my letter is ready to go up my ass!
- Funny Photo Phrase: Squidward gets SpongeBob to say "Saas sauce!" before the photo.
- Literal Metaphor: SpongeBob literally strains and tries to "grow a dick" after Squidward tells him to.
- Malicious Misnaming: Squidward constantly refers to SpongeBob as "SpongeFaggot". In return, SpongeBob calls him "Shitward".
- Neck Snap: SpongeBob's "super sneaky move" against Sandy is going up behind her and snapping her neck, complete with a Sickening "Crunch!".
- Precision F-Strike: Patchy calls Potty a "fucking jackass" when he tries to eat his unbaked crack.
- Right Behind Me: When everyone accuses SpongeBob of not bringing Santa to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob says, "He should be here any minute!" Santa pops out right behind the tree SpongeBob is behind, but he doesn't see him.
- The Stoner: Patchy introduces himself with "I'm high!" and later bakes crack to give to children.
- Title Drop: Parodied. When SpongeBob says "Christmas who?", the title card of the episode rapidly flashes behind him.
- Voice Clip Song:
- Patrick's "Just like a genie!" is arranged to the beat of "Like a G6".
- The loud sound of Mr. Krabs sitting down after his "Pipe down, Squidward!" is arranged to the tune of "Jingle Bells".
- What the Hell, Hero?: After SpongeBob neck snaps Sandy, she asks "What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
- Would Hurt a Child: Patchy bakes crack for children to get high.
