The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous Gag Dub of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Grandma's Kisses", created by YouTube user greenday12688. Watch it here
, or if that doesn't work, archive.org has it as well, under the title "Grandma's Kisses — Bad Version".
These tropes would not be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but not Gumby:
- Big-Breast Pride: Parodied.Patrick: Allow me to demonstrate. First, show me your tits! (puffs out his chest; SpongeBob does the same) Oh, wow! Look at them titties!
SpongeBob: Thank you. They're real. - Black Is Bigger in Bed: Patrick's comment about Denzel Washington. He claims that grandmothers love him because they love black men with "really huge dicks".
- Call-Back: In the intro, the narrator mentions that he called the viewer a "faggot" before in the less-known "Ripped Pants" dub.
- Calling the Old Man Out: "Oh my god, you are a raunchy old woman! All those years with Grandpa really made you a dirty bitch!"
- Cloudcuckoolander: Most of the characters, often cutting themselves off mid-thought.
- Cluster F-Bomb: As to be expected from such a Gag Dub. This exchange is most noteworthy:Guy at the Restaurant: Fuckin' floppy fish? You're a fuckin' ass-bang you fuckin' shithead! Fuck you! (everyone laughs) Yeah, alright, you wanna fuckin' laugh, sardine-fuckin' shithead? Fuckin' flopping and flopping in your fuckin' asshole... I'm gonna take it out, I'm gonna jam it in your rear-end, and stick it in your stigola!
Everyone Else: Hey, fuck you, asshole! - Comically Missing the Point: All the time.Grandma: SpongeBob, the president was kidnapped by ninjas, and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck!
SpongeBob: Thank you, Grandma, my boner is quite a wonder. - Dirty Old Woman: Grandma SquarePants is by far the most perverted character in the entire video.Squidward: SpongeBob, you mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore.
- Everyone Has Standards: Even considering how horny SpongeBob is, even he's disgusted by his Grandma's thoughts on Alec Baldwin.Grandma: Ooohh... Ooh, I want him to urinate all over my tits!
SpongeBob: Grandma?! (beat) You're a disgusting fuckbag! - Hated by All: Gumby is detested by everybody who mentions him by name in the video, to the point that Patrick calls him "Fuckface McGee". Strangely, Pokey seems to be liked in Bikini Bottom.
- I Ate WHAT?!: Grandma SquarePants apparently defecates into her cookies, and when she says it out loud, SpongeBob defies this trope.SpongeBob: Ha ha ha! No, grandmother, I cannot accept these ass cookies. The fusion of them and my mouth would just suck!
- Lampshade Hanging: Squidward brings up a point about SpongeBob's character design that's rarely brought up:Squidward: You're like those sponges that clean dishes, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Really? You mean it, you retard?
Squidward: Yeah, you fuckface! - Larynx Dissonance: Grandma SquarePants speaks in a deep, manly voice.
- No Ending: The video ends mid-sentence at six minutes in.
- Non Sequitur: Pretty much every three lines. More often than not involves some absurd statement regarding a celebrity. Or Gumby.SpongeBob: Now, show me them titties, Grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to... Alec Baldwin's an asshole!
- Noodle Incident: According to Patrick, there was a remake of Titanic involving a really big ape. No other details are commented on.
- Powered by a Forsaken Child: Vin Diesel's go-kart, apparently. It goes fast.
- Raging Stiffie: "I GOTTA BONER!"SpongeBob: Isn't this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg!
- Shout-Out:
- "Speaking of titties, I love Creed! Have you heard of Creed?" Then followed by SpongeBob and Patrick's "free-form jazz" faces with "Higher" playing.
- "I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from The Matrix! Right now!"
- "This is your kingdom, SpongeBob."SpongeBob: Everything the light touches?
Patrick: Simba was a bitch! Everyone knows that!
SpongeBob: Yeah, and Nala was such a whore at Pride Rock, ooh yeah...
Patrick: Oh yeah, baby! I'd hit that shit!
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Pretty much every character involved has a potty mouth. Profanity forms a 98% of the dub's dialogue.
- Two Words: Added Emphasis: "I got four words for ya: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!"
- Vulgar Humor: To top them all, this dub contains a whole 8 minutes worth of sex, racial, and off-color jokes.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Due to the dub stopping at the part where SpongeBob calls Patrick out on his infantile regression.
- What Would X Do?: When Patrick goes into Grandma's house and starts eating her cookies:SpongeBob: What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?
Grandma: (putting the cookie-eating hat on Patrick's head) Kevin Bacon would dance around in this fucking hat, Patrick.
Patrick: Fucking Footloose! - Your Mom: Subverted by Squidward. His comments regarding SpongeBob's grandma, however...Squidward: SpongeBob, you mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore — and she sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole!
SpongeBob: How many teeth in your butt?
Squidward: Christopher Walken!
