Every Faggot Ever is a six-episode animated web series by SBN3.
The show is about an overweight man (the titular faggot) with No Social Skills who is always going up to random people and trying to talk about things that SBN3 finds annoying. Whenever he tries, the person he's talking to states something that completely challenges-goes against his worldview, whereupon the faggot will either back off, or freak out.
The series was released in 2013. After being pulled from SBN3, the series was available to watch with the help of a YouTuber known as Golgoth. However, all videos have now been privated.
Every Faggot Ever contains examples of:
- Auto-Tune: The faggot's "Eeeeh" is auto-tuned at the end of episode 4 after he gets in trouble with school security.
- Didn't Think This Through: In episode 4, when the faggot starts talking about shooting up a school, a kid he mentions this to gets a policeman to talk to him. The faggot doesn't let up upon seeing the cop, and gets in trouble.
- In episode 5, after making a very vulgar come on to a woman, she's disgusted by his attitude and rejects him. He accuses her of friend-zoning him and calls her a slut that he intends to protest. He then gets reported for sexual harassment and arrested.
- Fan Hater: The faggot In-Universe in episode 2. When a little girl admits to liking Justin Bieber, the faggot starts shouting insults at her.
- Fat Bastard: The Faggot is a rather rotund man who isn't a pleasant person.
- Interrupted by the End: In the final episode, the faggot tries to say the n-word to his black cellmate, but the "FIN" screen cuts in before he finishes the word.
- Limited Animation: VERY limited. The characters are all basically still images who glide along the floor without moving their legs. Plus, when facing the other direction, any writing on their clothes is reversed. The only parts of their bodies that move is their mouths.
- No Name Given: None of the characters in the show have names.
- No Social Skills: As stated above, the faggot is not well versed in interacting with other people. He just walks up to people trying to get them to talk about things only HE wants to talk about, and in episode 5, comes on to a woman who's purse he returned in a very vulgar manner.
- Not Good with Rejection: The faggot in episode 5. When a woman rejects his vulgar marriage proposal, he calls her a "friend-zoning slut" and starts protesting her.
- What Are You in For?: In the final episode, the faggot's cell mate asks him this when he gets thrown in.
