If your hands get badly injured, an entire career in surgery is over and it's time to learn sorcery.
Road safety is for muggles who can't transcend the physical realm.
Great careers mean terrible love lives.
If you try to negotiate with your enemy, they will kill you. There's a reason every hero before you prefers to fight (or dance like a dork).
Possession of an artifact that can solve world hunger, reverse property damage and save lives is forbidden, even during a period when alien invasions and terrorist attacks are happening faster than a team of superheroes can anticipate.
Using an artifact beyond its intended use (or for mundane tasks generally) is contemptible and you absolutely deserve sorcerers coming after you.
Channeling the Dark Dimension gives you lots of fun powers!
Sorcery eliminates the need for a beverage industry!
