- One problem: Ryuk doesn't find out that Light's father is with the police until the reader does.
- That's what he says. Ryuk is known to conceal things to amuse himself.
- If that was his plan it didn't work. Sidoh ended up reclaiming his Note, and Rem's and Gelus's were both burned by Near.
Sometime in his final years, the Joker somehow got his hands on a Death Note (which as other theories have suggested, is a way for humans to become Shinigami). Unsurprisingly, the Joker enjoyed using his new toy to inflict greater levels of chaos and terror upon the world. But soon after Batman inevitably captured him and destroyed the killer notebook, Gotham City finally had enough of the clown's antics and executed him.
But that wasn't really the end for the Joker's villainy. He eventually returned to Earth as a spirit of death, ready to wreak chaos and havoc again for his own amusement. Luckily for Ryuk, he finds and corrupts Light, a nice young man who loves justice (sorta reminding him of an old foe). Not to mention that Light's father reminds Ryuk of another old foe, making it even more deliciously ironic.
Who knows how many times Ryuk has done this before? He might even know exactly what type of human would make the most amusing toy —someone who has never known hardship, so psychologically can't cope with having killed someone other than to SNAP in an amusing way... Ryuk might have even specifically targeted Light despite what he says: "You think I chose you because you're so smart or something?" He knew Light was "so smart" before even meeting him.
However, just writing down human names apparently got boring for Ryuk after a while, and he turned his mind towards something else; murdering his own kind. Ryuk mentions offhandedly that he wrote down the names of all his "friends" in the Shinigami world a number of times, but they didn't die, so he was actively attempting to kill the others before Light met him, he just didn't know how, being unaware of how Gelus bit it. Once it became clear his usual M.O. wasn't going to work on Shinigami, Ryuk decided to play a more subtle game by stealing some dumb chump's (Sidoh's) notebook, and electing to play "keep-away" with it until Sidoh ran out of lifespan and died, using the general apathy of his fellow Shinigami to steal their notebooks and starve them to death since he couldn't kill them outright.
To this end, he hurled Sidoh's notebook into the human world to get it as far away from him as possible, and planned to amuse himself by racking up as big a body count among the puny humans that picked it up as possible, until Sidoh ran out of time and he scored his first Shinigami kill. Things didn't go as planned for Ryuk, and Sidoh's alive and well, but Ryuk doesn't mind; his diversion amused him for a while, and there is nothing to stop him from trying again later.
Actually, Ryuk wanting to kill other Shinigami...did work because he found another way. Sure, he didn't kill dumbass Sidoh, but he did (through Light) kill much smarter, higher ranking Rem. Ryuk didn't know how to kill ANY Shinigami other than them running out of life via not writing names down until Misa told Light, and Rem told Misa. Before this, Rem was the ONLY one who knew of two ways to kill a Shinigami. Ryuk only knew they died if they ran out of life. Rem knew of another way. Because Ryuk never really helped Light at all, this ended with Rem falling in love with Misa, and then dying for her. So Ryuk succeeded at killing a Shinigami who was much more than Sidoh ever was. Rem fell into her own trap by sharing information on the OTHER way to kill Shinigami, which sadly led to Ryuk indirectly scoring his first Shinigami kill with Rem.
- But the Death Note can only control people for 23 days... unless he was writing something like "* random name* . Drowns. Before drowning, he happens to pass a young man who is secretly Kira on the street. Said man then begins to plan a massive memory gambit wherein..."
- It's quite possible the 23 day rule does NOT apply to Shinigami, since they're apparently the ones who made that rule (or their king is). Either way, it is quite believable that a Shinigami can easily bypass some of the less important rules, like that one. Heck, Ryuk might even have been able to completely ignore ALL the rules in the note, since they were written for humans, not Shinigami. He COULD have brought someone who was killed back to life, but why? It's more fun this way.
- OR...ALL the rules in the notebook are fake in some way (ie. writing the name WILL kill someone, but erasing it could bring them back, Ryuk simply didn't care enough to mention the Death Eraser), but no one (at least no one human) has ever figured it out.
- It's quite possible the 23 day rule does NOT apply to Shinigami, since they're apparently the ones who made that rule (or their king is). Either way, it is quite believable that a Shinigami can easily bypass some of the less important rules, like that one. Heck, Ryuk might even have been able to completely ignore ALL the rules in the note, since they were written for humans, not Shinigami. He COULD have brought someone who was killed back to life, but why? It's more fun this way.
- Great, now Ryuk HAS to go to the human world to find out peoples' names. I wonder if no longer being able to see names by looking at humans would allow Ryuk to enter the human world without possessing a person/letting them hold one of his Death Notes (we know he probably stole Sidoh's again)?