May be a case of no duh, but the Shinobi's planet about the expire means that they are supposed to have played SBURB already. However, their leader insists upon refusing the call because he knows this would mean the end of himself. And so they try to collonize earth as a means of getting around the death of their universe. Meanwhile the game is going crazy because no one is even TRYING to play it on the Alpha timeline, and as a result, it is taking drastic measures. Such as branding children with Breath Symbols.
