- Not only was he the one who fixed up Roboy (formerly in the Noise Tanks himself) in Future, but in the original, where the Noise Tanks were (probably) human, they all wore jumpsuits, and so did Tab. He also has some sort of device on his wrist that also looks Noise Tanks-esque.
- The wrist device is a radio, which several other characters, namely Beat, also wear. It’s also the watch radio that pops up on the screen whenever a character (the Rokkaku Police or the Golden Rhinos, for example) is speaking over the radio.
- I like this theory a lot! I could add to it by suggesting that Corn (of Future) was formerly involved with the development of Noise Tanks, possibly as some sort of intern or protégé of a Rokkaku employee, which explains his tech genius and motivation to fix up a Noise Tank for his own bidding. If he were formerly affiliated with Rokkaku, he probably decided to break away from them upon learning their evil intentions and decided to use his intelligence for the good of Tokyo-to, starting by using Rokkaku's own technology against them.
- Subtheory #1: The disaster was an earthquake and a big one at that, why else would half the streets look like there either a solid two or three feet bellow where they're supposed to be and buildings seem half sunk into the ground. Further more parts of the bottom of the sewage system are almost vertical from the ground shifting.
- Subtheory #2: Poison Jam and the sewage plant. It's clear that some crazy stuff went down in the bottom of the sewage facility. Massive chunks of the hallways are vertical or twisted at odd angles, there's only scattered evidence that the area did anything productive, and the style is totally different from the rest of the plant. There are also various holes in the walls and running fluids that if the area is shut down shouldn't be running anything. This Troper believes this is where Poison Jam comes from, they are maimed or seriously burned sewer workers who formed a gang after getting fired for being injured when the earthquake totaled the section of sewage system they were working in, all the half boarded up holes were attempts to rescue coworkers buried in the rubble and under the pieces of metal, gloves, and masks they are still wearing their old jumpsuits.
- Subtheory #3: Rokkaku involvement: The Rokkaku Gouji group did not cause the earthquake but did take advantage of it to begin massive public works projects completely repairing and improving there image after the ending of the first game. The result was a rise again to power letting them use there new found resources to begin the culture cleansing they are in the midst of in game.
For example, Gum is described as “perverse” and as “a real cool lady who leaves a trail of broken hearts wherever she goes” by DJ Professor K, despite none of her interactions or dialogue ever actually implying this. Now, some would argue this is backed up by the manual, but I counter that this is only the case in the English release – the Japanese manual for JSRF describes her as more “calm and composed” than Corn, and as being a “bad judge of character”, with it being explicitly stated that the English manual is supposed to be DJ Professor K’s introduction to characters. That said, Gum’s interactions in JSRF tend to lean toward the Japanese characterization, with no evidence of DJ Professor K’s interpretation of her… implying Gum is an unfortunate victim of slander.
That said, DJ Professor K doesn’t just describe rudies, but also describes other gangs, calling the Love Shockers a “team of psychos”, and refusing to acknowledge the Immortals’ claims (whether they be a form of outlandish kayfabe or actual connections to the Egyptian royal family.) These points go from a playful ribbing at the rudies all the way to pretty vicious slander directed toward Poison Jam (though this is somewhat justified given they're implied to have attacked a record store in Chuo Street.)
But… why?
Cube’s comments after revealing the fake Yoyo seem pertinent, saying “There's never been peace on the streets, and there never will be. Chaos is its true nature.” When you think about it, keeping a state of chaos is the best way to keep rudie activity high – prior to JSRF, things have constantly been happening, from the 99th Street blackout, to the attack on the Chuo Street record store, to the theft of the Goddess of Dogenzaka Hill – but all of this keeps rudies on the streets and keeps the culture alive.
DJ Professor K knows this culture well, so maybe his radio station – Jet Set Radio – is not only providing the music to which the revolution takes place, but also the subtle source of a little bit of social engineering of his own to ensure the culture never dies, even in the face of the 21st Century Project and the ever-increasing forces of the Rokkaku Group.