Snooki is only half-goblin.
The Situation is doing a Batman Gambit against Ronni and Sammi.
- In one episode, he tells Sammi that Ron is talking to Jwoww, which leads to Sammi making Ronni cry like a girl after Sammi hits him. The Situation may have planned this.
Tara Gilesbie grew up and got involved with this show.
Either she became one of the characters or ended up working on the show. Logically she would really be Angelina since Angelina at least realized how fake (read: preppy) the other characters are, and proceeded to verbally assault them. Snooki is part Tamaranian
- Orange skin? Check. Large hairdo? Check. Occasional Ms. Fanservice tendencies? Check. A person who's big on positive emotions to function properly? Check. The reason she can't fly or shoot starbolts is that her father or mother is human.
- ...or she might be full-blooded Tamaranian and she's hiding something from us. I mean, she IS adopted, after all...
Snooki is part Tangerine.
- Well, it's just as likely as the one above it, that's for damn sure!
Snooki is a genetic splicing experiment between Amy Winehouse and a pumpkin or Garfield.
- She has the same hairdo and is chunky and orange.
Deena and Snooki are the same person.
Sometime between Seasons 2 and 3, the person who originally was Snooki split, like a parasite, into two separate but identical beings. One took the name of its predecessor, while the other called itself Deena.