Guesses about the development of the game:
- 3D Realms have now gone out of business. Time to test this theory!
- And Gearbox have "taken over development"! Due for release later this year or early next year! Allegedly! Because we haven't heard that every twelve months for the last thirteen years! Until we actually see a product on the shelves, I'd say this one is truly confirmed.
- The principal player in this scheme, after 3D Realms, is Blizzard. See: Diablo II, StarCraft, Starcraft: Ghost, StarCraft II, Warcraft Adventures, etc. etc.
- Diablo 2 and Starcraft were actually released, but both were heavily delayed. If there wasn't such a pariah as Duke Nukem Forever, then there might have been more anger with them being so delayed.
- A similar theory actually surfaced in early 1997. At the time we had many screenshots of Prey and none of Duke Nukem Forever, despite the fact that DNF (at the time, based on the Quake 2 engine) was supposed to come out before Prey. This could mean DNF had to be a commercial machination. In 1997, the Quake 2 engine was the most advanced engine ever, while the coolest game character ever was Duke Nukem. A game putting the two things together would have been something nobody could have competed against. Thus, I figured, 3DRealms had to spread rumors about the imminent release of such a game to coerce competing software houses into rushing their games out before this "monster" of a game could come out. Those games would have been unfinished and buggy, which would have damaged those software houses and let gamers wanting more, wishing they could play a solid game... which they would have got with Prey. Ironically, Prey actually came out before DNF.
- Something I've only recently noticed. In racing events, DNF stands for Did Not Finish. It was never meant to come out at all.
- To complete a trinity, Square Enix joined 3D Realms and Blizzard five years ago with the announcement of Final Fantasy XIII Versus, which will likely take just as much time to finish as DNF. Just to make sure vaporware is downplayed across the globe, instead of just in western markets.
- Jossed. He did review it properly and he was not angry with it, just hurt and disappointed.
- At some point within the next couple of years, this fact will be forgotten, and the developers will actually get to work on finishing the game, intending to release it around Christmas 2012. This will happen, and the world will end as per certain interpretations of the Mayan calendar.
- Clearly they shut down to avoid something like this, as it was too much power.
- They shut down because they realized that they might eventually have to bring on a new team of developers, and part of the deal was that they couldn't mention the deal to anyone outside the team. The new developers might actually finish the game, so they decided to shut down to pre-empt them, however a collection of unwitting fans may still get their hands on the half-finished code (possibly via another Deal with the Devil and complete the game.
- Clearly they shut down to avoid something like this, as it was too much power.
- Alternately: The Deal with the Devil was to secure funding to spend the rest of their lives "developing" a game without ever having to actually release anything. If they went and put a product on the shelves it would defeat the entire purpose of the deal.
- Alternately Alternately: The Deal with the Devil would allow them to make good games. The condition was that Duke Nukem Forever would never be released. Duke Nukem Forever, if released, would literally be the best game ever produced.
- Even more alternately: Duke Nukem Forever actually was released, but one of the developers made a Deal With The Devil in order to save his elderly aunt's life. The Devil's condition was that Duke Nukem Forever would be erased from the timeline and no one would remember it.
- Alternately Alternately: The Deal with the Devil would allow them to make good games. The condition was that Duke Nukem Forever would never be released. Duke Nukem Forever, if released, would literally be the best game ever produced.
- Of course now that they've shut down, it implies the deal is off. Therefore, if Take Two decides to have another company work on it, they could theoretically finish!
- Therefore, Halo: The Fall of Reach was ONI propaganda to cover up the Chiefs origins.
- Jossed by being actually released.
- Dammit, I just lost Duke Nukem Forever! Bastard!
- You forget that you're temporarily immune from losing the game once it is explicitly mentioned.
- Actually, you just won Duke Nukem Forever. You win by realizing that this is, in fact, what Duke Nukem Forever is.
- Jossed by being actually released.
- I just hope there's another free soda tie-in.
- As of the Gearbox announcement, this is looking considerably more likely. Cue Nighttrain.
- HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
- Mind = BLOWN
- Confirmed.
- I had a copy of it once. No really, I did... but I, um, lost it somewhere. Probably down the back of my sofa. But it was awesome. 10/10. Best. Game. Ever.
- Well then, it looks like the human race is due for explosioning.
- Jossed by being actually released.
- Jossed by being released on June 10, 2011.
- In a way, confirmed. The PC version supports stereoscopic 3D, which can be displayed with head-mounted displays.
- Furthermore, at the beginning of December 2015 Allen Blum suggested Randy Pitchford that they do a virtual reality Duke game, and call it Duke Nukem VR.
- Confirmed. Duke Nukem: Critical Mass was released for the Nintendo DS. And it sucked.
- And his ride is his TARDIS. That's why he's so pissed about it being shot up in Duke 3D.
- Well, Eleven did somehow manage to be 16 years late to his rendez-vous with Amy, so I guess that's plausible. And keep in mind that Duke always seems to show up at places and moments he's needed, much in the same way the Doctor's TARDIS takes him to times and places that require his help. Hm...
- Confirmed.
- Considering the "After 12 fucking years it should be," line, this is very much a possibility. That and the first 40 seconds of the new trailer was devoted to lampshading the wait.
- There's this one link to a 'Tube video where, after blowing up an Exploding Barrel next to one of the aliens, he says "Looks like pigs really CAN fly!" BOOSH!.
- I was actually discussing this with a friend, telling him that I would never believe that the game actually exists until I hold a copy of the disk in my hands (I believe in solipsism, long story). He claimed the first thing I would say when holding said disk in hand would be "No, it still doesn't exist."
- Nope. Jossed.
- Essentially the Duke Nukem games, but with a Gender Flip. Double standards ahoy!
- Something like that actually happened with Bombshell. Originally conceived as a Duke Nukem roleplaying game, the protagonist was reworked into a female Duke Nukem Expy fighting Cycloid expies and a Doctor Proton expy with the help of a General Graves expy, after a lawsuit established that 3DRealms no longer had any right on Duke Nukem.
Of course, DN 5 won't be released until 2086.
- For bonus points, he should fight Eldritch Abominations there.
- As a corollary: Duke Nukem is what George Broussard wishes he could be. Evidence:
- Duke Nukem is muscular; George Broussard is obese◊.
- Duke Nukem is a womanizer, while according to a Greek article, George Broussard is a homosexual.
- Duke Nukem owns a casino; George Broussard's main outlet for job frustration used to be gambling, which leads to the next point:
- Duke Nukem lives the exciting life of a man who singlehandedly saved the Earth multiple times and is adored by everyone; George Broussard lives the frustrated life of a man who spent 14 years working on the same project and restarting it from scratch multiple times, which drained out all of his creativity and every chance to find satisfaction in his job, while everyone considers him the laughingstock of the gaming industry.
- A new singleplayer campaign has come out, which acknowlegdes the sequel tease as part of the canon (after Duke declares that he wants to run for president, a Duke clone pops out from backstage). There are also insistent rumors that Gearbox is working on a prequel called Duke Begins.
- the intro (allegedly summarizing the events of Duke Nukem 3D) shows a missile launch that never took place in that game, in a location that looks very much like that screenshot
- in the end of the main game, a nuclear missile destroys the Hoover Dam
During the second fight, he does the same thing, but then the Battlelord gets up again until Duke brings its energy back to zero, rips out another horn and sticks it into the other eye.
But a Battlelord has three horns, which means we never see Duke rip out all three of them. This, as well as a peculiar line from Captain Dylan during the second fight, lets us guess that Duke was supposed to meet and fight a third Battlelord, which would have ended up with all three horns ripped off. Captain Dylan's line, which was originally supposed to be pronounced during the third fight, lets us guess what Duke would have done with the third horn: "Come on, rip out his horn and shove it up his asshole!"
Guesses about the plot of the game:
- The Ripper Chaingun, as the name implies, is a portable chaingun. "Portable" in the loosest sense of the word as you had to carry all those ammo belts with you at once. So the EDF took the Ripper, and modified it to be like a badass Assault Rifle that takes 50-Round magazines.
- The Shrink Ray was shown to be a bulky machine that uses resources un-available on Earth. So the EDF invented Earth-based Shrinking elements, and redesigned the Shrink Ray to fire these elements without shrinking itself. That's why it now has a "Portal" look and shoots globs of Shrinking material rather than a ray of it.
- It's practically confirmed that the Shrink Ray was redesigned by EDF scientists, because it has the same symbol that's present on the walls of Area 51 in The Doctor Who Cloned Me.
- The Microwave Expander was considered a lost cause. It was just too redundant to be of any use. But then the EDF decided to make a Sniper Rail Gun that uses the Expander technology. The Sniper Rail Gun uses special bolts mixed with Expander elements that make enemies' heads explode on a headshot. Why? Because it's awesome.
- Jossed by the existence of the Expander in The Doctor Who Cloned Me.
- The Devastator was pretty much unchanged. Just made easier to carry and given a nice redesign. But it was also made to hold 69 rockets despite firing in increments of 2. You can tell Duke was a top designer in the "re-purposing" program.
- The RPG, aside from a lower ammo count, is essentially the same. Although it can be seen having a form of Heat Seeking in this gameplay montage. Nothing big, the EDF just felt it needed some tweaks.
- Now for the big one. Time for the hugest change the EDF could ever make to Duke's aresenal. They made the Mighty Boot a finisher rather than a rather weak melee attack. How did they do this? Well they told Duke that smacking a Pig-Cop in the face with a huge-gun actually did more damage than kicking at them. Why? Because using The Boot as a finisher looks more awesome. Duke agreed, and now you can smack Pig-cops in the face with your gun AND boot them in the face!
- Jossed. They definitely aren't on the alien's side, considering that they are raped and impregnated by an alien hive, causing them to explode into little alien pieces.
- Evidence #1: in the DLC, he is preparing a Duke clone army to fight the aliens in Duke's place.
- Evidence #2: compare the background voice in the reveal trailer and Doctor Proton's voice in the DLC trailer. They are identical! This means that in universe, he was apparently encouraging people to put Duke in a position of control. The next piece of evidence explains why.
- Evidence #3: the first room of the DLC has a monitor showing the ending of DNF: Duke Nukem stating he wants to run for president. Then we see a second Duke (evidently, one of the clones made by Doctor Proton) watching the real Duke from backstage. This lets us infer that:
- that was the clone which kidnapped Duke and imprisoned him in Area 51
- Doctor Proton's plan was to replace Duke with a clone and then make that clone act like a presidential candidate, while still obeying Doctor Proton. People would have voted "Duke Nukem" and elected the clone, unaware that Doctor Proton would've been the Man Behind the Man.
- An alternative interpretation of evidence #3: that was not the real Duke making the speech. It was a clone, just like the one backstage. The real Duke crashed somewhere in the desert with the EDF air transport when the nuke went off at Hoover Dam, and he was taken to Area 51 while unconscious.
- This would also explain why Duke survives the nuke at the end of the main game and his skin shows a force field-like effect when he is walking on the surface of the moon in the final level of the singleplayer DLC.
- Agreed that his regenerating Ego makes sense in place of health, and agreed again that it must qualify as a super-power. Duke was once part of the military, but while he was always a decent soldier, he and Dylan underwent an experimental super-soldier type procedure. It gave Duke a standard amount of super-strength, perhaps comparable to Spider-Man or Captain America, but his invulnerability works like Kallark's does: the more confident he is, the less anything can hurt him. Duke's powers aren't known to the general public, but he sure knows, which is why he lives such a narcissistic lifestyle: it keeps his ego high enough to make him prepared to fight any minute. Unfortunately, his self-esteem is easily damaged by physical abuse, which is why it goes down for getting hit, even though it doesn't hurt him. If Duke ever had kids, they'd have the same powers.
- Dylan, on the other hand, just has a really slow healing factor.
- As a further corollary to this guess: Dylan is the result of EDF experimenting their supersoldier program on a mentally disabled person. The results were disappointing: while he did, in fact, become stronger and more confident, his intelligence did not increase one bit, which is evident from the way he talks (he also admits that he used to ride a short bus). A low IQ also caused his ego-based healing factor to be so slow, because he takes more time to thoroughly understand what is happening around him as well as to understand when he is no longer in immediate danger.
- Dylan, on the other hand, just has a really slow healing factor.
Related to the previous guess:
- Evidence #1: the narrating voice in the reveal trailer and Doctor Proton's voice in the DLC trailer are identical.
- Evidence #2: while Duke often acts as a douchebag, Doctor Proton is shown to be smart, competent, dangerous, and all around a better developed character than Duke himself.
- This would also explain why Duke doesn't comment that, after ripping Doctor Proton's head off, it cannot be found anywhere. You could very well imagine Doctor Proton saying: "And he really believed that could stop me! Me?! I've enhanced my body with bionics from head to feet! All eight of them. So as soon as that dolt turned around, I've used the mobility module in my cranium to leave the scene and reach the closest replacement body. And he never noticed!"
- This could tie in with the previous guess - Doctor Proton narrating the events and saying: "So guess what that dunce said! 'I've got your Planck length right here!', he said! I wish someone was there to tell him what that meant, I'm sure his reaction would have been priceless!"
- Googling bombshell "duke nukem's sister" gives you 56 results.