So on the bright side, Greg in universe may be a fledgling writer.
Helping this guess are the movies, which are far less bleak and show all characters (even ones Greg hates) more positively. It also eases some of the Too Bleak, Stopped Caring reactions the book struggles with if we realize we're meant to laugh at how a self centered person sees the world, like at how we laugh at celebrities prone to Wangst.
- He has done some nice things, like taking the punishment himself for the Green Blob incident, and trying to play with Manny (though Manny always ruins it by getting Greg in trouble, although they did huddle together in the terrifying tunnel slide at Corny's.) Oh, and he decided to hide the diamond ring so the family couldn't get into a fight over it. As well as that, he's comforted Rowley after a bad breakup, become genuinely angry because a Nice Guy got detention, and is disgusted by two dropouts and their gang stealing thousands of old science projects and papers so they can sell them off to make a quick buck or ruin the awesome Hero Points scheme.
- Actually, he's more of a dick in the book; in the movie he had a reason to do that (He thought a bully from earlier was approaching)
- Yeah, he's a much nicer guy in the movies - I'd call the movies the exaggeration.
- Given how many liberties the films take with the source material - not to mention a glimpse into Greg's diary in the Rodrick Rules movie shows Chirag disguised as Holly, which didn't happen in the book - it's more likely that the books and the films (and the webcomic, for that matter) simply take place in alternate universes.
- The first several books do show that Manny's parents spoil him incredibly rotten, much to Greg's chagrin.
- Not just the school system. The entire culture of childrearing of today. Think about how Manny is being babied. And Greg's comments on how Rowley's parents shouldn't give him prizes just to feel like winner. And Susan, the Moral Guardian.
The whole hot dog issue in Cabin Fever, plus he doesn't seem to be maturing. Not to mention he's young but smart enough to turn off power in the entire house except his own room.
- Book 7 had possibly shown more evidence, since he's been said to have terrible social skills for his age, and doesn't like playing with other kids and would rather play independently. He also has not one, but almost a dozen imaginary friends. Of course, it's still too early to tell if Manny has autism since many traits between normal and autistic preschoolers are shared and you don't notice any symptoms until later in childhood.
Dunno, it just seemed odd that he would say he couldn't get home.
The handwriting on the wall matches up with Greg's. In the book where it shows a cartoon he drew of the incident, this can be easily explained as artistic interpretation. In the movie, however, the only explanation is Greg did it. Perhaps something illicit was brought to the party and Greg imbibed. Under the influence, Greg started to think his brother was a really cool guy and thought it would be nice to write "Roderick rules!" on the door in black magic marker. He has no memory of this event.
Greg acts really feminine and flamboyant at times; caring for a baby doll as if it were his own child, saying that he'd choose water jazz over swim team, not liking sports and other "manly" things, etc. Perhaps Frank suspects that Greg is gay, and is trying to "stamp it out of him," hence why he throws away said doll without asking, refuses to listen when Greg expresses dislike of sports, tries to send him to military school, and other things like that.
- This is also backed up by the fact that Frank doesn't approve of the Barbie doll Greg gets for Christmas.
He's definitely smart enough to know how to work the electricity in the house and appears to know that his mom accepts "I'm only thwee!" as an excuse. He's simply Obfuscating Stupidity and pretends to not be maturing because he knows that as long as he acts childish and throws tantrums, he'll always get his way. Manny, you Magnificent Bastard.
Think of how he wanted his sandwiches cut JUST RIGHT, and how he wanted his hotdog to have the mustard in a PERFECT LINE.
- Jossed, Holly doesn't even show up at all.
- Jossed, he gets a date, but then Rowley steals it from him. Poor Greg.
- Actually, I do remember hearing about something like this.
- This theory also explains why Trista was put into the series, only to be jettisoned from it at the very beginning of the next book; Kinney had originally not planned on there being a next book; Trista was likely just put in there so that the series would give Greg a Happy Ending even though he didn't get Holly Hills.
- Its title certainly would indicate it.
- That was how the orginal webcomic ended, and since the first actual book came out, the author said there would be more after all of the webcomic is covered. So it was most likely planned the whole time.
- Continuing with the shorter time frames, it'll go from months, to weeks, to mere days, and then maybe the 22nd book will try to stretch out a 60 minute period into a 200 page book.
- According to Fun Brain at one point, Jeff Kinney stated the series was supposed to be 5 books long and the last two wouldn’t use material from the webcomic, hinting at the fourth instalment being summer-themed (which still happened).
- Word of God says Greg's never leaving middle school.
- Blaming all his problems on others.
- Not caring about others except as a method of personal gain.
- Not caring or taking responsibility when he hurts others.
- Becoming seemingly unable to process the embarrassment, sadness, or pain of others.
- Harming others intentionally and only showing signs of remorse or regret when he's punished.
- Having no real friends, and only caring about having real friends as a way to make himself feel better.
- Expecting others, particularly his family, to do whatever he wants without contributing at all.
- Jossed, at least for now.
- Partially lampshaded in book 10: Greg says that he feels like he's been in middle school forever.
- It's a crazy theory, but what if Greg was held back and just isn't talking about it due to being an unreliable narrator?
- That would mean that any old classmate who is still his classmate was held back as well.
- OK, that's a bit too brutal for a series aimed at primary-school kids. Maybe something more of Greg running away forever would suffice, but not after leaving his journals at school so everyone can read them and see how much his life sucks (in his opinion.)
- I for one, would rather personally have him move out of the house.
- Maybe the ending could make it ambiguous as to whether Greg committed suicide or just ran away.
- Really, it was pretty much confirmed that this was the case.
- I regret not thinking about it myself. After all, he had a girlfriend before Greg did, and after he and Greg "broke up" in book 1, he was the first to find a new best friend.
- There might even be a book where he blows the whistle on the bullying problem at his school
- Combine this with the Character Development and the series could end with Greg being hooked up with a publisher and his books become popular.
- Greg is diagnosed with cancer and the whole family comes together to help Greg beat cancer.
- The Ugly Truth had Greg witness his grandfather smoking so there is a chance that he could develop secondhand cancer
- Or Greg is diagnosed with ADD and ADHD and Gerg reaps the benefits of special education including no homework, and bully protection.
- Confirmed. Greg is seated with a baby that throws tantrums, and he is displeased when he receives a pack of pretzels as a snack.
- It would start with Leon Ricket (from Book 3) attacking Greg on his way home and he is sent to a hospital and he tells him, mom, what happened and the person who attacked him, he even tells her about the bullying that goes on and that this attack would never happen if the school had a "zero-tolerance policy" towards bullying. Greg then tells Susan to tell the principal of Greg's school that they should try a "zero-tolerant" approach towards bullying. Susan then tells Mrs. Mancy the principal of Greg's school and she has Leon suspended for thirty school days (the maximum length a student can be suspended for in Greg's school) and announces that the school will implement a "zero-tolerance policy" towards bullying and that students who are caught bullying others will be suspended, and Greg would have his slate wiped clean and not just reinstated as a Safty Patrol but as the commissioner. However, in the middle Greg begins to see the damage that the "zero-tolerance" approach is doing to the suspended student's grades and tries to lobby leniency for first-time offenders and those to commit minor offenses but fails to. Near the end, this "zero-tolerance" approach has a disastrous consequence when all the bullies cheat on the standardized test this causes the school to scale it's "zero-tolerance" policy way back. the bullies are sent to juvenile detention. The principal would have to face the state board of education and wished she'd listened to Greg. The whole school will retake the test under strict monitoring. The state board of education votes to sanction Greg's school to only give it minimal funding and has to cut all after-school activities and it's summer school program and Greg would ultimately keep his job and says that the "zero-tolerance" approach made everything worse and how it's basically just an excuse to have students suspended, and that if he were to choose between being suspended and getting detention would take detention over suspension any day.
- You can write a fanfic out of it!
I know that the books aren't really meant to be set in any specific location. I know that the reader is supposed to believe the stories could happen anywhere. However, the books present some clues to where they take place. First, given the traditions the characters practice (methods of celebrating Christmas, Halloween, and Thanksgiving), you know they live in the United States. Second, in the Dog Days book, Greg says that his dad had to drive four hours round trip to pick up Greg from Rowley\'s family\'s beach trip. This means that the beach is two hours\' worth of driving distance from the beach, so the Heffley family must live on either the West Coast or the East Coast. Third, they have to deal with snow. Heck, the whole premises of Cabin Fever and The Meltdown are centered around bad snow conditions! And, finally, in The Third Wheel, Uncle Gary says he met a guy in Boston, and that\'s where he got his Botson T-shirts from. Now, the only U. S. city named Boston is in Massachusetts, and based on what Greg says about Uncle Gary\'s financial situation, it doesn\'t seem likely that Uncle Gary would make a bundle in someone else\'s business, basically go broke in the process, and then fly somewhere else to find \"a place to stay until he can get on his feet again.\" Massachusetts fits all of the criteria I have described here.
- This could actually be the case, as Jeff Kinney does in fact live in Massachusetts.
If you consider that Greg is the Unreliable Narrator of the series who describes the events that'd happened to him and others, this theory would make sense. Think about it, the part in Old School where the pig suddenly stood up and walked on two legs could never of happened, and some of the actions Manny did in Cabin Fever Greg has written about him could've been exaggerated in order to make him seem even more villainous to the readers than what he did in reality.
- Confirmed. In a Metro interview published around the time of Hard Luck, Kinney wrote, "At first I was afraid kids wouldn't understand the irony and that Greg is a flawed, unreliable narrator."
- Also confirmed in-universe at the end of The Deep End.
- After Greg and Rowley stop drawing superheroes, they draw comics and come up with Zoo-Wee Mama!
- We'll also get to see Creighton the Cretin in Rowley's style.
- Now that the book is out, I can answer my WMGs. Semi-jossed with Zoo-Wee Mama! because while there are new strips, they're presented as being old in-universe and Greg and Rowley don't draw any more. Jossed with Creighton the Cretin, which isn't mentioned at all.
- We'll also get to see Creighton the Cretin in Rowley's style.
- The book will be even more of a Random Events Plot than usual. The preview we got had a section header, so I can see the entire book being a series of random anecdotes divided by "the time Greg and I..." headers.
- Confirmed, although not all of the headers are "the time Greg and I..."
- The book will have a Call-Back to Rowley being on the student council in The Third Wheel.
- Jossed. This book doesn't have any call-backs to books that aren't the original or The Meltdown (besides a minor one to Cabin Fever and The Ugly Truth).
- Abigail will appear in the book.
- The book will have numerous call-backs to The Ugly Truth. These include Cool Brian, Rowley's pimple, Jordan Jury's party, and the locket at the end.
- Jossed, although the locket is referenced.
- The Cheese will return.
- Semi-confirmed. Although we don't see the Cheese itself, it is mentioned again and the story of Rowley eating it is re-told.
- "Barmy" is the same grandfather who appeared in Rodrick Rules.
- Jossed, as there's no evidence to confirm this.
- The book will inspire a chain of other spin-offs, including more Rowley books and a Rodrick one.
- Jeff Kinney did say that he wants to write more Rowley books, but no sign on a Rodrick one.
- A scene from the book will involve Greg telling Rowley about the events of The Long Haul and/or The Getaway.
- The book will solidify that Greg is an Unreliable Narrator.
- Confirmed, unless Rowley is an intentionally, even less reliable narrator. Greg sounds like a far worse person in this book than in his own journals.
He also amplified the negative traits of his family members, especially his father, Rodrick, Manny, Patty, and Chirag, and also made it seem like Holly doesn't know he exists, nor does he include Angie in his journals because she was so minor in his life. All this reflects his frayed psyche caused by his aforementioned self-loathing.
- Jossed, it is not brought up.
- Someone, most likely Frank or Rodrick, will get injured.
- Greg gets hurt in a flashback, so semi-confirmed.
- If the construction goes too wrong, Greg will find another place to stay for a while, such as Rowley's house.
- The war between the Lower and Upper Surrey Street kids will be mentioned again.
- Jossed, although we do see some characters from The Meltdown appear.
- The moving can either go two ways: either the house is miraculously fixed, or Greg moves to a different house on Surrey Street. Status Quo Is God and nothing very big will happen.
- Yep, even though the house is in no fit condition to live in, they still don't move.
- Greg and his family will attend open houses.
- Confirmed! They do attend an open house to find one to buy.
- Greg has a ridiculous fantasy of what he wants his improved room/house to look like.
- Confirmed. He has multiple, actually.
- Some sort of dangerous animal will threaten construction.
- onfirmed, some wasps appear.
- Gramma or Grandpa will appear in the book.
- The whole thing might get hit with Negative Continuity.
- The beginning of The Deep End reveals that they moved into Gramma's basement.
- Rowley will come out as transgender, and change her name to something really ridiculous, like Cinderella. Greg will initially think his friend has gone insane, but after Rowley’s mother explains the concept of being Transgender to him, Greg will decide to cash in on it by making himself a girl too. (Bonus points if a girl Greg has a crush on at school also comes out as a trans boy, much to Greg’s frustration.)
- Frank will develop diabetes from his sugar addiction. Bonus points if he later dies of a heart attack.
- Frank and Susan will get into a more nasty fight than usual, climaxing with Frank slapping Susan in the face in front of the kids, leading to a divorce. Bonus points if Susan starts to date one of Greg’s teachers, much to his embarrassment.
- Rodrick and his friends will get addicted to drugs, which may lead to his arrest.
- The topic of school shootings will come up. Even if one doesn’t happen at Greg’s school, maybe he’ll see one on the news and become paranoid.
- Rowley getting hit with a dose of reality in the Third Rowley book and realising that his Power of Friendship stuff causes him to be seen as childish.
- Jossed, still the same naïve Rowley we know.
- Depression, bonus points if it's Greg or Rodrick.
- As a kid I assumed Rowley was how he was due to Greg telling the story. Maybe Rowley isn't as mature and his parents protective, but Greg is bullshitting stuff like Rowley hanging out with literal 6 year Olds. But then at work a few months ago I saw a book written from Rowley's pov. He mentions his mom bathes/helps him still. And it suddenly explains a lot that Rowley is a little behind on things nd his parents being how they are (I think they are implied to be older too).
- This troper thinks that it’s just the way the Jeffersons raise Rowley, being overprotective.
The cover of the book will show Greg and Nikki drawn on 2 separate paper scraps in their respective styles, giving each other a Disapproving Look. The back cover will do the same, but with Greg and Nikki happily reaching out of the edges of their paper scrap to hi-five each other. The title will be a fusion of both series's titles and fonts. Possibly "Dork Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Tales of a Not-so-overdue Crossover".
As for the actual book pages, they will appear as though someone tore pages out of Greg's and Nikki's diaries in large chunks and taped them into a generic empty diary in chronological order. This will cause the story's POV to swap between Nikki and Greg at regular intervals, possibly every in-universe day. And yes, this does mean we get to see Nikki drawn in Greg's style, and vice-versa.
- Greg takes a trip (either with his family or on a school field trip) to a NASA launch station for fun/educational purposes. He gets lost and ends up in a rocket that's set to launch. The crew doesn't find him until they're already in orbit, and Greg must accustom himself to his new environment until they can get him back to Earth safely.
- A downplayed, but more realistic scenario: After learning a few things about astronauts, Greg gets it into his head that he can become rich and famous as one. He signs up for a summer camp centered around teaching/training young teens for that career path using ultra-realistic simulations.
- An even more realistic scenario: After learning a few things about astronauts, Greg gets it into his head that he can become rich and famous as one. The rest of the book details Greg and Rowleys attempts at schemes and plans that would "prepare" them to be sent on space missions the second they're old enough for it.note