The game is actully a movie OF a game.
During the beginning credits, it had an opening like a movie does, (maybe because it was referencing A Clockwork Orange), and after the end, the cast (that can fit, anyway), are in The Cock And The Plucker, or the hub for movie stars or whatever.- You also see the cast in the Cock and Plucker, even when you play for the first time. You probably just won't recognize them until you play the game.
- Also during the part where you have to get in the Rock Solid with cavemen, Conker even mentions the prologue scene.
Conker's friends (including Banjo, Diddy, and Pipsy) will eventually learn of what happened in this game...
And they will be pissed. Cue manhunt for Don Weaso.- Alternatively, they find out what a wreck Conker turned out into. Some of his friends would turn their back on him, feeling ashamed to ever be associated with an alcoholic and avaricious squirrel prone to violence; while others would try to help him out of the vices that are destroying his life. Whether they get back at Don Weaso or not, Conker's friends will never look at him the same way ever again.
Conker is a macrophile
Why else would he be absolutely ecstatic when meeting Jugga? Also, consider Conker's choice in women in general. Berri is taller than him, after all.- Because she's got giant tits. He even says as much.
- These are not mutually exclusive.
Bad Fur Day takes place at the end of the Mario timeline
It clearly takes place in the same universe, and all of the other characters that Conker grew up with are most likely adults too. Conker became an alcoholic after some bullies from the game industry endlessly pelted him with insults about being "too babyish"
In reality, Conker became raunchy because people mocked Twelve Tails, maybe this happened in-universe too. Conker is an Catholic, but a none-practicing one.
Might explain why he gets upset when people are rude and use dirty language. (Might not be practicing, but a small hint of it is their. Eating one piece of Anti-Gravity Chocolate will cause the consumer to randomly find other pieces of chocolate from nowhere
This is why Conker is able to find loads of the chocolate despite the fact that Professor von Kripplespac only threw out one piece.This would also explain why Conker is the only character that seems to be able to find them, as evidence by the fact other characters die instantly from things that would just cause Conker to lose a bit of health.
Conker takes place in either the world of Banjo-Kazooie or Sonic the Hedgehog, but in a different location not known to everyone outside of Conker's home.
Considering Conker met Banjo before in Diddy Kong Racing years prior to him getting his own game, this would make sense. But it would have to be a huge stretch to have the world of Conker fit in Sonic's world in some way.