WMG / Candle Jack

The latest hacking incident represents continued revenge for excessive Candle of Jackery referencing.

Throw in extra syllables, and you're safe! Candle of Jackery isn't like saying Candle Jack, it's

• probably not, but I liked that purple candle, Jack. It was
• This is just getting silly. It's a scandal, Jack, a complete sca
  • Guys, it's what he wants you to say! It's like that YuYu Hakusho episode, with the nerd, and the candle! Jack, don't fa

Trying to be smart, eh?

This wiki is Candle Ja

Erm... I think the previous troper intended to point out that this is why that guy reacts so much faster for typing rather than saying Candle Ja
Try writing it by hand.

Tropers are only funning, and there is no Candle Ja

• Poor noob.
  • Indeed, everyone knows you aren't supposed to say Candle Ja
    • I thought it only worked if you said the name fully. Candle Jack must be getting a lot faster at kidn

I'm having a field day.

I don't get it. What's the big deal about Candle...

Would you excuse me a minute?

Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

click ThrmmmmmMMMMMMM... SHOOOOOOO KRAK-KA-THOOM!!!

...Jack?

• Needs more dakk
  • And more cho

Did you really think it would be that easy?

Candle Jack isn't the one abducting all our fine tropers

It's actually a guy called "Candle Ja" who is posing as Jack to...

(ok, I'm back from the bathroom) make Jack look bad. And the reason I'm still here is because he likes this theory.

Candle Jack abducted all other tropers working on the German translation.

But he won't get m

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