Video Game / Pound The Puss

Yes, you read that title right.

Pound the Puss is a point and click Adventure Game made by Orange Pylon in 2016, and which revolves around the titular character trying to get an omelette for his mother for breakfast. It's a lot better than it sounds. The game is VERY NSFW and should not be played in anywhere public. The game can be found right here.

Tropes relating to Pound the Puss:

• Drag Queen: Pick 'n Choose.
• Expy: Pick 'n Choose is one of Pikachu. But a Drag Queen. And a prostitute.
• Farts on Fire: After Miranda eats the apple, she farts and the fire behind her lights her on fire and kills her. Then you get her ribs.
• Harmful to Minors: Pound repeatedly lampshades the fact that he's not living in a family-friendly environment, what with all the characters casually cussing or openly talking about their sex lives to a 9-year old. It's hard to imagine seeing his mother engage in intercourse with a donkey wouldn't cause some mental scars.
• I'm a Humanitarian: You can try to feed Miranda's ribs to her after she gets burnt. You even get an achievement for it!
• Interspecies Romance: Pound's mom has one with a donkey.
• Mature Work, Child Protagonists: The game opens with a Content Warning asking anyone under 17 to not play and rating the game M for Mature due to vulgar language, violence and sexual content. The protagonist is a 9-year-old boy who witnesses such things while trying to make an omelette.
• Mood Whiplash: In the opening tutorial, going into your mom's room will show a view of her sleeping... Then it zooms out to show she's getting humped by a donkey.
• Paper-Thin Disguise: Pound sneaks into a bar wearing nothing but a fake mustache, simply because the guard appreciates the effort.
• Poor Man's Porn: The dinosaur porn in the pub counts.
• Precision F-Strike: After Pound's mom throws the omelette at the wall because it had tomatoes, Pound says "This adventure fuckin' sucks."
• Primal Scene: Pound walking in on his mother having sex with a donkey.
• Pun:
  • The achievement for getting Captain Shuttlecock and Rita to hook up is called "Clucking on the First date."
  • Pound and Pump the Puss.
• R-Rated Opening: After the childish-looking opening tutorial, Pound walks in on his mom having sex with a donkey, just to establish that this definitely isn't a children's game.
• Self-Deprecation:
  Some Dumb Squirrel: "How does it feel to be outdone by a game from 15 years ago?"
• "Shaggy Dog" Story: Pound's mom happily takes the omelette, saying what a good son she has for going on an adventure for it... before she sees it has tomatoes and chucks it into the garbage.
• Shout-Out:
  • The octopus is going to Splatoon all over a bottle.
  • A Expy of Conker shows up in a post credits scene.
  • The rat prostitute is apparently Pikachu.
• Surprisingly Realistic Outcome: When you get the egg that the hen was guarding, you'd expect to be able to make the omelette... However, since the hen was sitting on it, it was clearly a fertilized egg. Sure enough, a baby chick comes out and proceeds to burn to death in the fire you were using to cook.
• Take That!: To Microsoft when making a comeback to the smug Conker Expy.
  Pound: "How does it feel to be prisoner to a big corporation and never be loved again?"
• Ungrateful Bitch: Pound's mother refusing to eat his omelet because it has tomatoes in it, after spending the whole game preparing it for her.

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