"Damn, here I was minding my own business, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to funk out on me"
"Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition? Would you please sign my petition? Sign my petition, damn it! Look, just sign the stupid petition! I've got stuff to do."
Postal F: Apocalypse Friday
is a Friday Night Funkin' Game Mod directed by Roanimations, based on the Postal series, mainly Postal 2.
Boyfriend got Caught in the Bad Part of Town, the Wretched Hive of "Paradise", where a crazy man with a shovel and a gun called the "Postal Dude" is...well, Going Postal. Like the fool he is, Boyfriend decides to rap battle him, but this time, he's not alone, as another redheaded gunslinger appears to help him. Chaos ensues.
Song list:
Song List (Sung by:)
Last Week: Goin' Postal.
- Playing with Scissors (Postal Dude vs. Boyfriend & Pico)
- No Regerts (Postal Dude vs. Boyfriend & Pico)
Freeplay
- Diesotope (Isotope) (Postal Dude vs. Boyfriend)
Look at these tropes or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!:
- Adapted Out: Girlfriend is completely absent in this mod.
- Anyone Can Die: Fitting for a mod based on a really violent series, no one is safe from being killed. The opponent is not named "Postal Dude" for nothing.
- Bloody Hilarious: The mod isn't to be taken seriously despite all the bloody violence, which makes sense considering this is mainly based on Postal 2 onwards, where it's more laid to Black Comedy. Even the ending is hilarious, since it turns out all the events were from a book read by the Monster, while he ends with an "Ugly Barnacle" reference.
- Cutscene Incompetence: Boyfriend, like in other mods, can dodge bullets from the Postal Dude, yet he dies from a headshot once Pico gets up and attemps to shoot the latter while faking his death. This is probably justified, though, as he maybe wasn't expecting Pico's death trick either, letting his guard down.
- Death by Adaptation: Boyfriend gets shot by Postal Dude in "No Regerts", and unlike Pico, he's not faking it...
- Didn't See That Coming: The Postal Dude did not expect Pico to survive getting shot by him via a bulletproof vest and fake blood.Postal Dude (After Pico shoots at him and reveals himself to still be alive):Fuck, I didn't expect that.
- Downer Ending: Played for Laughs. Turns out the events of the main week were all just in a storybook read by the Monster. As he finishes the book, he says:Monster: Then everyone died. The End.
- Dramatic Ammo Depletion: At one point, both Pico and the Postal Dude run out of ammo during their gun fight.
- Fiery Redhead: Both redheads of this mod are gunslinging badasses that go all in for a gun-show, giving a literal fire with fire fight.
- Improbable Weapon User: Besides his gun, the Postal Dude uses a shovel to deflect Boyfriend's microphone throwing attack (which also adds him to this trope) and Pico's bullets via spinning it like in Postal: Brain Damaged.
- Mickey Mousing: The Postal Dude and Pico fire their guns to the beat of the songs.
- Taking You with Me: The Postal Dude puts an active grenade on his mouth like in Postal 2 to take Pico with him at the end of "No Regerts" while shrugging, resulting in an "Everybody Dies" Ending.
