Strong Bad Email #152 - ISP

Hiring Homestar Runner to provide tech support for his internet service is one of the 99 ways Bubs rips his customers off. Homestar sticks to his script—by which we mean, he reads randomly off various pages of his script rather than even trying to find something relevant to the situation—and even sings the hold music himself as he searches the clearly-empty office for someone to transfer the call to.

Example of:
The Operators Must Be Crazy