BLU Soldier's failed Heist

BLU Soldier, frustrated with his team's incompetence makes three attempts himself at stealing RED's Cable:
For his first attempt, he tries to rocket-jump but abruptly explodes into Ludicrous Gibs.
His second attempt has him using the harmless Rocket Jumper instead of his normal Rocket Launcher, but he realizes he forgot to pack a parachute... in mid-air. After a quick, worried glance to the viewers, he comically plummets to his death, with his body stretching downwards followed by his neck and head.
Finally, he makes a successful Rocket Jump and has brought a B.A.S.E. Jumper to use for a parachute. Unfortunately, the wind blows him off course, and he lands in another backyard, where he gets mauled to death by "Misprogrammed Artichoke Dip." Bonus points for the barely audible "Damnit!" when Soldier realizes what's gonna happen.

Example of:
Epic Fail