Tropers Do It / On Tabletops

Tabletop Games do it on any flat surface:

• Space Marines do it with chainswords.
  • Sisters of Battle do it with fire.
  • Orks do it with More Dakka.
    • Wazdakka does it on a motorcycle.
    • Ghazgkull did it on Armageddon, twice. But Angron did it first.
    • Doing it with Ghazgkull is like getting hit by a mag-train.
    • Grots usually die before they get a chance to do it. They're too small to do it right, anyway.
    • Red wunz do it fasta.
  • You're better off not knowing how Noise Marines do it.
  • Tyranids do it with... muscle spasms.
    • Genestealers do it surreptitiously.
  • The Imperial Guard do it with billions of people.
    • Imperial Guard have to do it or else their Commissar will kill them.
    • The Imperial Guard do it with massed firepower
    • The imperial Guard do it a lot better in the new codex
    • The Imperium does it FOR THE EMPEROR!
    • Ciaphas Cain does it even though he doesn't want to.
    • Ciaphas Cain does it ambiguously.
  • Tau do it for the greater good.
    • Tau do it with Kroot and Vespid.
  • Craftworld Eldar don't do it unless they have to.
  • Dark Eldar do it with horrific torture.
  • The Imperial Navy does it with ropes and thousands of deckhands. And whips.
  • The Necrons do it relentlessly. Then they get back up and do it again.
  • Squats did it but then they all died.
  • The Emperor did it so hard he's been on life support for ten thousand years.
  • Abaddon the Despoiler tried to do it thirteen times.
  • Khorne Berzerkers may do it to eachother.
  • Astropaths do it in the Warp.
    • They do it so much their eyes burn out.
  • Techpriests do it with machines.
    • Techpriests do it with Toasters, thank you very much.
  • Every single faction LOVES doing it with big toys.
• Colonel Mustard did it, in the hallway, with the wrench.
  • NO! It was Miss Scarlet in the Ballroom who did it with the candlestick.
    • It was Mr. Green, In the Hall, With the Revolver
    • Mrs. Peacock did it, in the kitchen.
• Deckers do it online.
• Magic The Gathering does it with MOAR GOYF!!!!!!1!!111!1!
• Solars do it better than anyone else.
  • Lunars do it like animals.
  • Alchemicals do it with machines.
  • Sidereals never did it.
  • The Neverborn bans Abyssals from doing it. Sad fella.
• In Dungeons & Dragons, Monks can do it once a week, while wizards can do it six times a day.

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