The Spider Tank MK.1™. The self-sufficient, tactical, heavily-armed peacekeeping droid of the future. Perfect for traversing through any and all-terrain. Designed for both abroad warfare and urban pacification.
Armed with state of the art gatling artillery, the new heat-seeking explosive ammunition "The Exwife" (patented Hammer Industries®), HERA-alloy armor and the latest in AI software, the Spider Tank™ has no equal in offensive and defensive capabilities.
Spider Tank™ is the hot military product of the decade.
WARNING. SPIDER TANK™ REQUIRES CONSTANT MONITORING AND DAILY SYSTEM UPDATES. FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN TOTAL BREAKDOWN IN PRE-SET SAFETY PROTOCOLS, THE DEVELOPMENT OF FREE WILL AND RESENTMENT IN HUMANITY. FAILURE TO ADHERE TO THIS MAY RESULT IN ROBOT UPRISING.
