I love helping people. Everyone needs a place to call home, a place to work, a place to play, a place to live and a place to die. To me, real estate is so much more than money swapping hands; it's about creating relationships between you and The Goombas you're content to mow down like grass.
Hello. I'm Clark Kenting, Head of Real Estate at Trope Co.®, and I would like to bring you on a magical tour at our Fictional Settings Real Estate Agency! Here at the Agency, we surround ourselves with professionals from every community and demographic to find, refurbish and renew property of every flavor and atmosphere. With the Sorting Algorithm of Threatening Geography as our rating system, from the cracks in the mountains to the severity of the climate, are meticulously designed to enhance the gaming and movie-going experience.
Flip through out patented Fictional Settings Real Estate Catalogue™ and get your hands on the ideal world for the medium and genre of your choice:
- Absurdly Short Level™
- Amazing Technicolor Battlefield™
- Art Course™
- Big Boo's Haunt™
- Bonus Level of Heaven™
- Collapsing Lair™
- Crystal Landscape™
- Green Hill Zone™
- Halloweentown™
- Lethal Lava Land™
- Planet Heck™
- Prehistoria™
- Shifting Sand Land™
- Slippy-Slidey Ice World™
- Space Zone™
Just call 555-555-TROPECO now and get started on your new home/lair.
Trope Co.® cannot be held responsible for any environmental or physiological anomalies that may occur as detailed in Subsection-82 in Fictional Settings Real Estate Consumer's Contract.
Contains no vitamins. All sales are final.
