Freshly baked from the Trope Co.® Arms Factory, the Pineapple Surprise™ is ideal for when your bitter enemies invite you to dinner, having the gall to think that you would want to squash that beef with them, showing off how fancy their dinning attire is with all that smugness that made you hate them in the first place.
Never mind the tag. That's just decorative, so it's best that you remove it and dig in. That ticking? That's just the sound of pure pineapple goodness.
The Pineapple Surprise™: It's explosively good! Mwhahahaha-Ahahahahahahahakaka-*HACK*!
Do NOT eat the Pineapple Surprise™. I repeat, do NOT eat it! The Pineapple Surprise™ isn't homemade. It was made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.
