A must-have for any Fantasy Setting, Trope Co.®'s Our Dragons Are Different™ are guaranteed to make your adventuring experience 80% more awesome.
Fight them. Slay them. Keep them as a pet. Have them guard your treasure. Our Dragons Are Different™ has a dragon for every need and every time of the year.
- Cat Dragons: Are you a cat person? Is the neighbor dog getting too good at leaving your pet quota down a cat? Order our Cat Dragon™ and that dog will no longer be a problem!
- Dinosaur Dragons: Once long extinct and brought back to life with the Trope Co.® Fossil Revival Process™ from imported DNA from the Lost World. These Living Dinosaurs can be domesticated and kept as pets and beasts of burden.
- Divine Dragons: A Guardian Angel in the form of a beast! These gods in scaly flesh can burn the impurities from their foes and grant great power to those chosen by them.
- Demon Dragons: Freshly fished from the Trope Co.® Hellgate™, Demon Dragons™ are the perfect pet for all of your Satanic needs.
- Dracolich: Call 555-555-TropeCo and we can resurrect your Our Dragons Are Different™ into a Dracolich™ for a reduced price. Our Necromancers are standing by.
- Draconic Abomination: Not interested in anything reptilian? Do you want something that defies all laws of physics? Try our Draconic Abomination™ and see how your neighbors react then!
- Fairy Dragons: Need that extra bit of magic and wonder in your dragon? From the fairy realm, we are introducing our brand new line of Fairy Dragons™! They sparkle, they shimmer, they smell of lavender and they live Happily Ever After!
- Feathered Dragons: Imported from the deepest jungles of South America, these fuzzy and feathery dragons are the perfect companion for your gryphons and hippogriffs.
- Hydras: One head is boring, but many heads are a party! Try our Hydra™ and be just like your hero Heracles!
- Wyverns: Streamlined for flight and perfect for riding, these dragons are fast and easy to train.
Order now and we can dye your dragon any color you desire for free!
Just call 555-555-TropeCo. That's 555-555-TropeCo.
Trope Co.® is in no way responsible for any and all casualties or property damage by Our Dragons Are Different™. May be immune to magic.
Do not leave Cat Dragons™ and Feathered Dragons™ alone in the same room.
