Are The Hero's tricks causing problems? Are regular Mooks just to easy to kill? Well then, our new Kung Fu Proof Mook is the product for you! The Kung Fu Proof Mook comes in different models, for whatever tricks The Hero has up their sleeve:
- Anti-Magic for dealing with arcane enemies.
- Heavily Armored Mook for avoiding the hero's sharpest weapons.
- Immune to Bullets for those heroes that love unleashing storms of bullets.
- Instakill Mook, for making fine powder of that ever-annoying Stone Wall.
- The Spiny for jumping heroes.
- Super-Persistent Predator for making the hero's attempts to stop you moot.
AND MORE!
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Trope Co.® is not responsible for your Kung Fu-Proof Mook™ deciding to attack you instead. Exposure of Kung Fu-Proof Mook™ to Humongous Mecha or Teenagers With Attitude may void warranty. Offer void in Redwall Abbey, Mossflower Woods and Salamandastron.
