Leadership isn't based on the size of one's heart or the size of their gun. It's the size of their fancy hat.
With the Hat of Authority™, Trope Co.® guarantee's that you look the part of a snazzy leader, ensuring that you'll be respected and noticed whether you actually have any authority or not.
The Trope Co.® Hat of Authority™ doesn't actually imbue one with any form of Power™.
