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You know that feeling you get when you see a starship you've just got to have? What do you do when the other side doesn't want you to have it?

Our patented Boarding Pods® will fit any standard large mass accelerator or missile launch tube* and come with inertial dampeners and Unobtainium® hull plating guaranteed to keep your Red Shirt Army alive or your money back!** With frontal fusion torches to cut through any unpenetrated armor and enough room for up to a full platoon of Super Soldiers depending on model selected, you'll never have to worry about losing expensive assault shuttles, teleport interdiction fields, or airlocks again!

Available in a wide variety of colors from basic black to Eshin Grey. For an extra 1,000 Cr per pod we will include a proprietary stealth coating to reduce its signature on the enemy's Everything Sensors.

ORDER NOW!

* See included documentation for compatible models.

** Trope Co. is not responsible for combat losses and only guarantees that your troops will reach the target. What happens next is a circumstance beyond our control.


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