Is your air-conditioner broken? Has the bridge in-front of you been flooded? Is your home being invaded by rampaging fire demons?
Then Trope Co.® would like to introduce you to An Ice Person™!
With An Ice Person™, you can have access to your very own mutant ice powers! One drop of An Ice Person™ and boom! A Mighty Glacier stands before you! Using the same weather-based control of electrons used in Trope Co.®'s Shock and Awe™, An Ice Person™ can allow you to manipulated the water™ molecules in the air, changing the hydrogen and oxygen molecules in the air into nitrogen, thus instant ice!
Freeze the lake to skate on it. Freeze rivers for sledding. Freeze waterfalls for your next climb. Turn a rainy day into a snow day and get out of school!
From fighting global warming to chilling on the beach, An Ice Person™ is the perfect gift for any occasion!
If you take any respiratory medication or any other Trope Co.®-brand Elemental Powers™, ask your doctor before trying An Ice Person™.
Please consult Trope Co.® product user manual when using An Ice Person™. Failure to adhere to instructions may result in hypothermia, stiff joints, Compartment syndrome, necrotizing of tissue, dehydration, permanent transmutation of organic material into ice and sudden death syndrome. Please refrain from any and all ice-puns with or without an Austrian accent.
An Ice Suit™ sold separately.
