Sliding Scale of Swearing Capacity
- 0: It is against the laws of mathematics for Bob to swear.
- 1: If Bob swears at you, start running away.
- 2: Bob hasn't swore in a long time, but can if so desired.
- 3: Bob swears whenever he is upset.
- 4: Bob swears casually.
- 5: Bob litters swear words all over his speech.
- 6: Bob speaks only in swears.
- 7: Bob has Hollywood Tourette's that makes him say an offensive word every two seconds.
- 8: The above, except the only word that comes out of his mouth is "Fuck."
- 9: The above, except with zero delay at all. Don't question how he eats or drinks.
