Sliding Scale / Cold Sniper

Cold Sniper Sliding Scale:

• 5: Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium... makes me feel alive.
• 4: A good Sniper Rifle and a little trickery can get me out of anything.
• 3: I enjoy reducing my enemies' craniums to Pink Mist, but aiming down that scope gets real tiring real quick.
• 2: Just give me a machine gun dammit.
• 1: Where the hell's my shotgun?
• 0: I am one of those that Doesn't Like Guns.

Also Cold Sniper Sliding Scale:

• -X. A Sniper at the Hagedorn Temperature.
• -5. A sniper who is a living sun.
• -4. A sniper who is made of lava.
• -3. A sniper who is on fire.
• -2. A sniper who is being boiled.
• -1. A sniper who has a fever.
• 0. Room Temperature Sniper
• 1. A sniper in a cold bath.
• 2. A sniper who is hypothermic.
• 3. A sniper who is frozen in ice.
• 4. A sniper who is made of liquid nitrogen
• 5. A sniper in the depths of space.
• X. A sniper who is at Absolute Zero