THERE'S TOO MUCH [Unmarked Spoilers] ABOUT [[D3lt4run3]]!! DON"T SAY I DID'nT WARN YOU
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HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!! WOAH! IF IT ISN''T A... TRO pER?! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [All Alone On A Late Night?] RUINING YOUR [Rapidly-shrinking] LIFE HERE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [BIG SHOT!!!] WELL TODAY IS YOU'RE LUCKY DAY! YOU ARE [1000th Customer] TO VISIT THIS FINE PAGE!!. AS AN ALL-EXCLUSIVE, TIME-L1MITED GENDEROUS OFFER 4 YOU ONLY I'LL SHARE [[this one weird trick]] TO BEING A [W0rldFamis] S4LESMAN FOR THE MUCH REDUCED PRICE OF JUST YOUR [[Heart-Shaped0bject]]!! PLEASE [[Don't Touch That Dial!]] AND DON'T FORGET TO [[Like and Subscribe]] AND [[ring my bell]] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked], FOR I S3ENSE THAT YOU AND ME ARE WELL ON THE PATH TO BECOME GR8T [Friend Request Accepted]!
YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM [The Game] WHERE DESPITE BEING TREATED LIKE [DLC] BY THIS [STUPID DOG!] I FINALLY BECAME A [BIG SHOT]!!! [unintelligible laughter]
I WASN'T ALWAYS THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY YOU KNOW [[Today Only]]! BEFORE THAT, I WAS NOTHING BUT CYBER WORLD'S [Adobe Premiere] [Busin3ss GuRU]! I SOLD THINGS AT PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!! EVEN [[Queen]] COULDN'T RESIST MY [[Specil Offers]] AND I WAS ONE OF HER MOST [[Esteem StoreOwner]]S!
BUT THEN, [[My life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became]] JUST A FORSAKEN [[Long-Nosed Doll]], LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!! I FINALLY GOT TO BECOME THE [[Big Shot]] I ALWAYS WANTED BUT THEN ALL THE OTHER [Sails] MEN GOT [Jelus] AND I JUST... lost them. NO MORE [Friends], NO MORE [Profits], NO MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]! ALL MY [Friends], [[Abandoned me for the slime]] I [Becomed]! SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]! I WAS FULL OF [Shame]!
AND SO HERE I AM, [Troper], IN THE BACK ALLEY OF [[The City]] LIVING IN A [Dump Ster ] JUST [Weight]ING FOR SOME [[Shmuck]] TO HEAD TO THE [[Deep Abyss]] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] TO RETRIEVE THE [[Workout-Ready Body]] JUST [[Lyeing]] THERE SO I CAN FINALLY [Big]. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I'LL [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ... [[The Big One]]. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO— [[Hyperlink blocked.]]
REMEMBER, [[Little Sponge]]! MANSION... BASEMENT... FIND IT! YOU;RE [Old Pal] SPAMTON [LOVE]S YOU! AND DONN"T FORGET TO BUY MY [[Specil Fun Pak]] RIGHT HERE! IT'S FUN FOR THE ! AND WHILE YOUR [Window shopping] WHY NOT GET YOURSELF A [Those bastards turned me into a marketable plushie] HERE! AND [[Don't forget]] ABOUT MY [[Action figure with kung-fu grip!]]HERE FOR ALL OF YOUR [[Stop &[[Stop &[[Stop[[STOP[[PLEASE[[I BEG YOU[[STO]]]]]]]]]]]]...WHADDYA MEAN IT'S [[Sold Out]]?!? GET A
BEFORE WE GET STTARTED WITH [[The Tropes]] I HAVE A WORD FROM TODAYS'S SPONSER. DO YOU [[want to play a game?]] OH BOY I L0VE GAMES! THIS PAGE IS SPONSORED BY THE BEST GAME [[Raid: Shadow Legends]]! [[RAID: Shadow Legnds]] [[RAID: Shadow Legends]] IS A TACTICAL ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE WITH [[Smooth 'n' Creamy]] EXARSERDRAY GRAPHIX AND [[Loads And Loads Of Characters]] AND DEEP TACTICAL ROCKET COMPELLED GAMEPLAY THAT'LL MAKE YOU GO [[Whoa, Mama, that's a spicey meat-a-ball!]]SO WHY DONN;T YOU GET STARTED 4 [[Free]] TODAY? YOU GET A FREE CHAMPION AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND— oh God make it stop... please...
ALL THESE [[Tropes]] CAN BE [[Yours]] FOR THE [[Low, Low Price]] OF [[KROMER]]
- Acid Pool: ONE DAY KRIS AND ME WILL BE [[Big Shot]]S, VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE THEY SOAK IN THE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
- Action Bomb: LOOK AT THOSE PIPIS, AREN'T THEY [[Beatifull]]? THEY WON'T BE [[Available]] FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE THEY ARE [[Rigged To Blow]]!
- Affably Evil: HA HA! IF THAT'S HOW [[You see]] ME, THEN [[Sure, I guess]]! I MIGHT BE [[Just another]] [[Villain you know]] AND [[Hate]]. BUT I'M MORE THAN WILLING TO [[Taking You With Me]] TO MY [[Magnum Opus]] WHEN I [[Shoot For The Sky!]], IF YOU [Help me!] GET ON THE PATH TO... [[The Big One]]!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS [Follow the instructions, word by word] AND ONCE [[You're Done]], I WILL HELP YOU BREAK YOUR [[Silly Strings]]!! BUT DON'T YOU [[Double]] DOWN ON OUR [[Specil Deal]]... I WON'T FORCE YOU, BUT I WILL HAVE TO [[Killed]] YOU!!
- Alas, Poor Villain: WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? THEY JUST LEAVE WHEN YOU GET [[BIG]]! NOT LIKE THEY'D [[Rag]]RET IT! NOT LIKE THEY'D [[Miss Out!]] WHEN YOU [[Will Expire]], RIGHT?... Right...?
- Alternate Character Reading: IN [[100's of Anime Series Straight from Japan]] MY VCR ICONS HAVE BECOMED NEW WORDS. THEY TURNED [wreck] INTO [[Killed]]. [Pause] INTO [[Death]]. [[CathodeScreens]] INTO [[CathodeScreams]].
- Amazing Technicolor Battlefield: DURING OUR [[Boss]] BATTLE AT THE.END OF THE [[Weird]] ROUTE I FIGHT THE [[Little Sponge]] IN FRONT OF CYBER WORLD(S [[Dark]] FOUNTAIN!
- Amazing Technicolor Population: K E Y G E N
- Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: IF [[Pipis]] ARE [fersh water clams allergy]] THEN ‘THE BOYS’’ ARE THIS BECAUSE WHO THE [[$!$!]] HAVE HEARD OF A [[Too Bright Oww Stop It Burns]] CYAN BLUE CLAM!?
- Ambidextrous Sprite: MY [[$4.99DDd]] GLASSES SOMETIMES [[Switch to New Brands]] COLORS WHEN I TURN [[Around]] OR SOMETIMES WHEN I DON'T! ESPECIALLY WHEN I [[Fight]] THE [[Little Sponge]] FOR THE [[First Month Free!!!]] TIME!!
- Anaphora: I [[Just Do It!]] WHEN I TELL THE [[Little Sponge]] 2 “‘LOOK IN MY [[Eyes]] LOOK IN MY [[Nose]] LOOK IN MY [[Mouth]] “ DURING MY [[yourfacehere]] ATTACK!
- And I Must Scream: I USED TO HAVE [Power]! [Prestige]! [Popularity]! THAT'S [Spamton G. Spamton]! BUT FRIENDS DO NOT LAST! FRIENDS ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]! MY SALES WERE ONCE [Hot, Hot, Hot!] BUT NOW THEY'RE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] WHEN MY [phone] LEFT ME IN DEEP [$!X$]. I LOST ALL MY POWER AND JUST HAVE THESE [Great Deals] LEFT! AND WHATt'S WORSE, UNLIKE THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town]], I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH [$!X$] I'M [Burning] IN. AND AS EXCITED I WAS FOR [A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero], EVEN THAT JUST LEFT ME [Dark].
- Anonymous Benefactor: I WAS NO MORE THAN A [Little Sponge] WHO HATED ITS [$4.99] LIFE WHEN I BECAME A [BIG SHOT!!!] THANKS TO MY [[Who are you? Who? Who?]] ON THE [Phone]. THEY GAVE ME EVERYTHING, UNTIL THEY DIDN'T. THE VOICE WENT [Down in the dumps? Try this one weird] AND LEFT ME IN THE GODDAMN DUMPSTER! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE, DON'TCHA? WELL, THAT [Small Fry]... No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to — TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
- Anthropomorphic Personification: THE CLUE'S IN THE NAME YOU [Little Sponge]!! WHENEVER AN EMAIL [Slip 'N Slides] INTO YOUR INBOX WITH PROMISES OF [Big Cash Prizes], WHENEVER A BLOCKED CALL FROM [The Middle of Nowhere] TRIES TO [Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty], YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON IS RIGHT THERE ON YOUR SHOULDER, [Begging On My Knees] FOR YOU TO TAKE THE DEAL!! [Just Take It]
- Arc Number: EVERY !! KNOWS SPAMTON G. SPAMTONS”S ARc NUMBER IS [[Prices You Can Afford]] OF MY FAVORITE YEAR1997!
- Armor-Piercing Question: I ASKED THAT [[LittleSponge]] IF THEY WANTED TO BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE! IT REALLY MADE THEM RECONSIDER THEIR [Money Back Guaranteed!]
- Ax-Crazy: YOU WANT [Utterly Deranged] PRICES FOR [Outdoor Camping Hatchets], I"M YOUR MAN! [Safety Guaranteed] AND DEFeNITELY NOT [For Use in Cardio-Vascular Surgery] OR [In Case Of] [[NO DEAL]]!!!
- Because You Were Nice to Me: I GAVE @Holidaygirl1225 MY GREAT DEAL OF [1 Of The Boys] BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONLY ONR WHO EVER READ MY………THE ONLY ONE TO READ MY……… …I GAVE IT TO HER [100% OFF]>] EVEN IF [[pipis]] CORRUPTED HER [Download Free Games] LATER IT WAS STILL THE [[World’s First Charity]]
- Berserk Button: I'M SO [[Proud]] WHEN SOMEONE BECOMES A [[BIG SHOT]], I COULD [[Killed]] THEM! BUT DON'T [$!$!] CHEAT OR I'LL GO [Smokin' Red-Hot]!
- Big Bad Wannabe: I'LL LET YOU IN ON A [[Trade Secret]], [[Their]]'S ANOTHER WAY FOR ME TO [[Big]]. JUST GIVE MY [[CommemorativeRing]] TO THAT [[Hochi Mama]] AND THEN I CAN SEIZE THE CHANCE TO [[$@?%!]] OVER QUEEN AND [[Becomed]] GOD! AND ALSO [[Pipis room]].
- Blush Sticker: [[Maybe It’s Maybelline]] OR JUST PART OF MY [[Face]] WHO KNOWS?? EITHER WAY [[#1 Brand Rouge]] DISAPPEARS WHEN I BRCOME [[NEO]]
- Bold Inflation: ALL OUR [[all lowercase letters]] ARE [[SOLD OUT]]! ONLY THE ONES IN [[Bit's and Peaces]] REMAIN
- Bowdlerise: YOUR N#UMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN [1997] IS [[Brands]] SUITABLE FOR THE HOLE FAMILY , MY VALUED [[Troper]]!!! WE ALL HAVE TO THINK OF THE [[Delicious Kromer]] AND ADJUST ADVERTIZE ACCORDINGLY!
- INSTEAD OF CALL [Big Shot] AUTO [[2006 HONDA CIVIC!!!]] “)Chingadero” [TranslateSpanish.krom] FOR “[$@&!LOAD]” I CALLED IT [[Cungadero]]
- I CALLED THAT [[Hochi Mama]] a “HOCHI ‘ INSTEADOF A “HOOCHIE” BECAUSE YOUR NUMBER ONE SALESMAN DOESN’T OFFEND [[1/2 of consumers say]] HIS VALUED CUSTOMERS BY [[Use Me]] SLANG FOR [Promiscuous Woman]
- Brain Uploading: JUST BRING ME THE EmptyDisc AT MY PRIME[[Garbage]] STORE FRONT KID!! ILL UPLOAD MYSEF AND DO THE [[Rest]]! THEN TAKE THE LOADED [[Disc]] BACK TO THE [Basement] AND PUT IT IN THE [[Get Battle Ready In 5 Easy Steps]] BODY!! AND THEN WE CAN AND THEN WE CAN AND THEN WE CAN [[Big]]
- But Thou Must!: NEVER FEAR /DEAR 100000000th CUSTOMER!!! YOUR OLD PAL SpAmTON IS 100 PeRSENT HONEST, GERINTEED/ .I WONT [Apply Force] YOU TO TAKE MY [Deal]………………. ……….. SO LONG AS YOU[[Making]] THE RIGHT [[SAY YES]] CHOICE
- Call a Hit Point a "Smeerp": I CALL [Transfer Money Now] DELICIS [[kromer]] INSTEAD OF [[Dark]] DOLLARS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE [[Dark Yet Darker]] WORLDS! HUH??? YOURE ASKING IF [[Kromer]] IS A [corrupted data] OF [[TranslateDanish.krom/request=Kroner]]?.! [[$#£$]] IF I KNOW [[Kid]]
- The Chessmaster: YOUR [[*^&@]] RIGHT, I'M SMART! IF YOU START [[Roleplaying Captain Genocide]], I'LL PLAY YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE [[Like a damn fiddle]]. SPEAKING OF CHESS, WANT SOME CHESS??? I GOT ALL THE PIECES! KINGS, QUEENS, [[Hyperlink blocked]], BISHOPS BISHOPS, ROOKS, [[PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!]], PIPIS! THE WHOLE SET, BABY!
- Cool Shades: STYLIGN [Colored Glass] FOR ANY [[Deal]] YOU WANT, PERFECT FOR ANY [Wanted: Head of Staff]! THEY CAN BE YOURS TOO FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF [NEO] [[Friend Request Accepted]]!! IT EVEN [[Make Cash Fast With This Simple Trick]], BUT [It's not always about the money] FOUR ME!
- Crazy Homeless People: I USED TO BE A [[Big Shot]] THE BIGGEST ‘BUT NOW [summer sales] GONE DOWN THE DRAIN[? AND I LOST EVERYTHING. LOST AND [now) LIVE IN A GOD DAMNED GARBAGE CAN.. BABBLING ABOUT MY [Glory Days of 1997] AND tRYING TO STRIKE [[BIG]] AGAIN WITH A [[Little Sponge]]s [[SOUL]]
- Creepy Basement: WHERE M>Y [[top ten rpg bonus bosses]] BATTLE TAKE PLACE., BUT LISTEN HERE [[Little Sponge]] I WONT GO DOWN THERE [[Alone]] WITHOUT YOU AND YOURMY EMOTY DISC! THE MEN THERE WOULD
- Deal with the Devil: DON'T BE RIDICLOUS! SPAMTON'S [[Sweet Deals!]] ARE THE BEST THEIR IS! YOUR [[Heart-Shaped0bject]] IS A [Low, Low Cost] TO PAY TO BECOME A [BIG SHOT!!!]
- Defeat Equals Explosion: WH3N [[CRISS CROSS]] 4ND HIS [[BUNCH'A JOKERS]] [BLAST THROUGH WITH SONIC SPEED!] THE [Rated M for Mature] WAY, I [Tried my best] TO BECOME [EX]. ALAS, [Maybe it wasn't meant to be], BECAUSE... [BOOM! HERE COMES THE BOOM!], [Here come the fireworks!]
- Demonic Dummy: I'M JUST A [[Long-Nosed Doll]] BUT I'M GONNA [[Reach For The Stars!]] TO BECOME A [[RealBoy]]! WHEN I GET [Big] AND [Becomed] [NEO], LIFE HANGS ME UP BY THE [[SillyStrings]] WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW I'M [Just a puppet on a lonely string] AND CAN NEVER HAVE [[Freedom]].
- Determinator: WHAT KIND OF SALESMAN WOULD JUST [File for Retirement] AFTER A [[DEAL]] GONE WRONG OR [Dozens and dozens of]!? NOT THIS ONE, EAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!! A [[Big Shot]] IS NOT A QUITER AFTER ALL! WHEN ONE FALL'S THROUGH YOU STRIKE ANOTHER! YOU [[Play Our Game]] HOWEVER IT ROLLS! AND IF THAT DOESN"T WORK!?!? IF YOU [Power Drill] RIGHT THROUGH [[Rock Bottom]] AFTER A [Free Sneak Peak of all your Favorite] OF [[HEAVEN]]!?!? ...well, if I can't break free, I can help someone else do it.
- Digital Abomination: WHAT!?!? JUST BEACUASE A HUMBLE [459 Unread Messages (Spam)] WANTS TO [Reach For The Stars] AND WOULD [Do You Want To Run This File?] HIMSELF INTO A [Workout-Ready Body] MADE OF [.jpeg Editor] AND [[Hopes And Dreams]] TO RIDE IT OUT OF [Photon Readings Negative] AND EVEN PAST [Lighting Solutions] STRAIGHT TO [[Heaven]] DOESN;T MEAN IM A [[Horror Genre Antagonist]] OR SOME KIND OF [Ia! Ia!]!!! NEEDING A [[HeartShapedObject]] FOR A LITTLE [Boost To Start Off Your Day] WON"T MAKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON A [Terrifying Monster Films, In Full HD!] [[That Will Blow Your Mind]], IT"S JUST [[Business Awareness]] IS ALL!!!
- Double Entendre:
- WHEN MY [[Head]] GETS [[Big]], I TELL YOU TO [[ ENL4RGE YOURSELF]]! COMES FROM ONE OF MY ADS!
- THAT [Hochi Mama] HAS BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked] WITH KRIS, I SWEAR!
- IF Y0U'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT]] COMING FROM A [[HeartShapedObject]], WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO BUT [[Show it off?]]
- Downer Ending: ON BOTH MY [[Spoilers for Deltarune Ch2] ENDINGS??? $!$!!! WHAT DOES A [[Deathof]] A SALESMAN GOTTA DO 2 GET A $!$?! HAPPY ENDING AROUND [Your Ad Here!]]?.!?
- AT THEEND OF THE [[Web MD is it normal]] ROUTE... WAIT... NOBODY IS IN HERE EXCEPT [Just The Two of Us], RIGHT? MADE SURE? ...alright then, listen troper. At the end of the Normal Route, I realized a little too late that, after everything I did to become special and try to taste the freedom I so desired, nothing about it mattered — I would still never be anything more than a simple puppet. No matter whether Kris and their friends spare me or defeat me violently, the end result is the same. My strings cut, I became their strength and faded away. I couldn't become free like I’d dreamed but maybe those kids... maybe they can break their own strings... [[Boo-hoo]], [This sucks], [What else is in?] SURELY S0M3TH1NG [[Worth It]], [Right on!]?! EXCEPT...
- THE $!$!. WEIRD ROUTE IS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE!!!!!!! IN ThAT PleaseTag#AU KRIS, THAT [Hochi Mama] AND Heart Shaped Object COME IN RIGHT AT THE GOOD PART AND [[Freezer Burn? Try Our New Brand!]] ME LIKE [cheap DLC]!!! ALAS POOR SP^MTON
- The Dreaded: FEAR??? SURE, KRIS IS [Ice Cold Lemonade] AT ALL TIMES EXCEPT OUR [[Business Meeting]]S, AND [They're] FRIENDS WERE [of a Nervous Disposition] TOO! EVEN THE [Purple Dinosur]!!! BUT YOURE NOT AFRAID, RIGHT??? THERE'S [Everything] TO FEAR AND NO [Anxiety Pills] IN STOCK!!!
- Dying as Yourself: ...listen again, troper. As I said before, in my final moments on the normal route, I regained some kind of bitter clarity. I was not destined to become the big shot I so wanted to be, forever doomed to be tied to the strings that control my life. Thus, I joined Kris and their friends on their quest as a special item, hoping that they can break free from their own bonds... Or at least, I would have, if Kris DIDN'T FILL THEIR [[Pantaloons]] WITH FORTY POUNDS OF [[Wednesday Tra5h]]!!! SERIOUSLY! WHAT! THE! [[Free While Supplies Last]]?????
- Eating the Enemy: D0N’T GET 2 CLOSE TO MY [[Top Mouthwash Brands]] DURING MY sPECIL ATTACK MY VALUED [[Troper]]! OR I WILL [[You're not you when you're hungry]] YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]] &THEN SPIT [[You]] OUT LIKE [[DLC]]!
- Electronic Speech Impediment: FROM THE CLASSIC U’VE COM3 TO EXPECT! SPAMT SPMATON G. SPAMTG BRAND SPEAKS JUST LIKE THE [[Spam]] EMAILS YOU KNO W AND [[Hate]]! SOME [[Little Sponges]] SAY THIS MAKES ME HARD TO [[[translate.krom]]]AND [[Scary]] BUT WE KNOW BETER,, RIGHT} MY VALUED KRISTOMER?! JUST KEEP ME [[Let Me Out]] OF YOUR SP@M FOLDER AND WIN ALL THE WILD PRIZES! [[Hot Singles]]! AND [[1000000ty Customer]] !
- Even Evil Has Standards: YOU DON'T BECOMED [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] BY [Rebelde]ING THE [[Terms and conditions may apply.]]
- I MAY COME TO [HALLOWED BE THY NAME!!] KRIS IF THEY TRY TO [[?!?!]] ME OVER IN THE [[Oh my~!]], BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY'RE [[Half-Pr1ce Sallamy]] THAT STILL [[I want it all! And I want it now!]] AFTER ALL THE [[Ice Cream]] THEY MADE THAT [Hochi Mama] MAKE! THEY EVEN HAVE THE [[Eggs]] TO [Use] THAT [Purple Dinosur] AND [Life-S1zed Plushie] LIKE THEY DIDN'T [[Status Update: Single]] THEM! ...NOT THAT 1 WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT [[1 Search Result Found]].
- WHY DO I HAVE [[Where's the beef?]] WITH THAT [[Clown Around Town!]]? THAT\S EASY! IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] AND NO RESPECT FOR THE [AnglΣ Grind]!!! ALWAYS ABOUT [Free Games! Just Click Here] DOING NOTHING BUT [Play Now] WHILE I [[ Bust my @$$]] OFF TRYING [to Climb the Corporate Ladder,]!!!
- Exact Words: ALL MY [Specil Wares] ARE SOLD [As Seen On TV!]
- MY [[Patent Pending1997]] "S. POTION" IS PERFECT FOR [[Schmoes And Daves]] WHO WANT T0 AFFECT THEIR HP A LOT!note
- FOR ALL YOU [[Dangerous Criminals]] OUT THERE WHO WANT AN [Attack Stat] OF [[Five Septillion, Three Hundred Twenty-four Sextillion, Eight Hundred Twenty-three Quintillion, Four Hundred Ninety-two Quadrillion, Three Hundred Eighty-four Trillion, Three Hundred Forty-eight Billion]], THEN "THE BIG ONE" IS FOR YOU! CUT ANYTHING 2 PIECES!
- Explosive Overclocking: AFTER KRIS AND THEIR [[Violent Thugs Roaming The Streets!]] BEAT ME UP, I TRIED TO FILL MY [[Body]] WITH [[Electricaty]] AND TURN MYSELF INTO SPAMTON [EX]!! BUT IT ALL [[Blew Up In My Face!]] ...with strength like that, maybe those three could break their own strings.
- Failed Attempt at Drama: [What do you mean?] SPAMTON [[NEVER!]] FAIL5 AT [[Drama Queen]]... [Okay, maybe once]. IN MY [[Suuuuuuuuper Boss]] [[BATTLE 1! FIGHT!]], I EMIITED WHAT YOU [[Humans]] CALL [[Victory!]] SM0K3, AND [I tried so hard] TO [YOU GOT BOOST POWER!], BUT W3LL... I GU3SS THAT WASN'T [[Victory!]] SM0K3 AFTER ALL, BECAUSE... [Yes, Rico... KABOOM!]
- Fisher King: WHEN I RETURNED TO MY NEW [Luxurious Summer Homes!], I [House-Flipping Service]D THE PLACE INTO MY [Very Own Personal Temple]! I GOT RID OF QUEEN's [[Unwanted Photographs]] AND ADDED MY OWN! I ALSO GAVE THE PIPIS A [Spaceious New Home For You And You're Family] WHERE THEY CAN HANG OUT AND DO [Hyperlink Blocked]!!!
- Gag Nose: TRY THE [[Spamton Nutri-Nose]] FOR ALL YOUR LONG NOSE DOLL NEEDS [[While Stocks Last]]!,!!! I EVEN USE IT DURING MY [[NEO]] BATTLE!! DON’T ASK YOUR DOCTOR!! GET NUTRINOSE TODAY [[in stores]]!!!!SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE [[Dead]]
- Glitch Entity: [[Download Goat Simulator]] CALLED M3 THIS [[saying:quote]] THAT I WAS A {“CORRUPTED PR.OGRAM” AFTER OUT BOSS_BATTLE! I”TS TRUE THT EVERYWHERE I GO IN [[Cyber World]] TENDS TO GLITCH OUT & THE [[Basement Apartments 4 Sale]] IS WHERE THE “””CORRUPTED [[Data]] “IS KEPT ACOORDING TO [[MS Paint]], BUT IS IT RE>ALLY THE TRUTH??! [[You]] THE [[Troper]] DECIDE!
- A God Am I: IF YOU [[Chat Roulette]] T0 ME IN THE MANSION DURING THE [[Nightmare]] ROUTE WHILE IM [[Changeing]] ILL TELL THE K.ETCHUP KIPS TO LEAVE ME [[Alone]] @ND GO PLAY MINECRAP W/HILE I BECOME [[God]]
- Goroawase Number: WHEN [[Our Largest Library of An1me and Manga]], I CALL MYSELF [[watakushi]] BUT I SPELL IT WITH [[My Favorite Year]] MINUS THE [[Ninet eEn]] AND [[Subtract 3]] TO MAKE [[ワタ94]]. [[Sukkiri.]]
- Gratuitous English: ALSO IN THE [[Visit Japan Today!]] VERSION I SAY [[Death]] AND [[Die]] INSTEAD OF [[DESUDESUですDESUDESUdeathDESUですです~]] AND [[die グレン団!]] BECAUSE THEY [[Sounds]] THE SAME. BUT WHY DO YOU CARE, YOU [[worthless object]]?
- Gratuitous Japanese: YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH [[残酷なten使のように]]? THINK AGAIN! [[Remember the time]] [[ポインくん]] BARGED INTO MY [[Commercial Zone]] TO ADVERTISE HIS [[handsome, HANDSOME]] FACE [[On a Hat]]?! V A P O R W A V E
- Happy Birthday to You!: [All Rise] FOR THE NATIONAL SPAMTON, EYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Gobbless] OUR [GloriousNation] WE SOLUTE OUR [Hyperlink blocked.]
- He Knows About Timed Hits: TRY THIS [[1 Crazy Tip]] a,nd PRESS “F1” DURING OUR BATTLE TO [[Doctors Hate Her]] AND SUMMON A TINY ANGEL SPMTON 2HEAL SOME HP! BUT BEWARE MY DEAR [[Victim]]! THIS IS A THIS IS A [[this key has already been used]] OFFER AND WILL ONLY WORK [[once]]!
- Honest John's Dealership: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? MY DEALS ARE 100 % [Honest!] I'M AN [[HonestMan]]! I ONLY ASKED KRIS TO SHOW ME THEIR [HeartShapedObject] FOR THE PRICE OF [[9.99]]!
- I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I SOLD THE BEST [[Cungaderos]] IN ALL OF CYBER CITY! THOSE [[Sick Puppies]] ATE THEM UP LIKE [[Sweet, Sweet Kromer]]!
- Hostile Show Takeover: WHAT DOES IT MEANx2?? YOURE [[Killing]] ME TROPER! PL3ASE STOP [[Libel Laws in My Area]] BEFORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!! A [[Big Shot]] LIKE ME DOESNT’ NEED TO [[Hostile]] QUALITY BRANDS LIKE [[fungermer]] AND [[Twit Home]].com! I JUST [[$&%$]] THEM AND THEN WE [[$^$#]] UNTIL WE MADE A VERY SPECIL [[Deal]] TO HELP ALL THE [[Little Sponges]] IN NEED!! zI HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [[Money]] AND CARE DEEPLY ABOUT ALL THE LITTLE [[Please Give It To Me]]. CHARITY{} IS MY MIDDLE NAME!! YES!!!!!!! SPAMTON G. SPAMTONCHARITY SPAMTON!!, IF ITS FOR THE [[Children]] THEY CANNT COMPLAIN RIGHT?{!?.? SO GIVE ALL YOUR [[kromer]] TO THE C.HILDREN (AND SPAMTON] AND W1N WILD PRIZES FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!!!
- I Just Want to Be Free: I WAS NEVER A SALESMAN FOR THE [Money] OR [[Account Details]]!! I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR... The [[Freedom]]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals]! TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]! AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [[Hyperlink blocked.]] YOU WANT IT TOO, DON;T YOU? MAKING [Deals], [[Rejoice]] IN YOUR [Success]... and have no strings attached to you that dictate what you're supposed to do without any control of your own...
- Infinity +1 Sword: FOR THE MOST [because you can, you have to] CUSTOMERS, WE HAVE SPECIL DEALS! THANKS TO THE POWER OF [Neo], WE HAVE YOU COVERED!!!
- [Acting Lessons] FINALLY PAYING OFF? WE HAVE STYLYSH [Colored Glass] ONLY FOR THE MOST [Charismatic] OF CUSTOMERS. FOR EVERY [[Deal]], FOR EVERY [Business Meeting], GUARANTEED TO BRING KROMER TO YOUR [Wallets of the Finest Leather] EVERY TIME!!! INCLUDES PROTECTION IN CASE OF [My eyes! The goggles do nothing!]
- FOR OUR [Rough Trail] SORT OF CUSTOMERS WHO WANT [Self-Defense Lessons] AND [Bodies Beyond your Wildest Imaginings], YOU;RE IN LUCK! ONLY THE FINEST OF [Extra-Strong Guitar Strings] SCARFS, GUARANTEED TO MAKE A [[Badass]] OUT OF EVEN THE [Softest, Most Comfortable] OF [Goat Herders Wanted]!!! [WARNING: Do Not Operate While] [[Study Medicine Abroad!]]
- Insane Proprietor: THE ONLY THING [Mentally Deranged] HERE IS MY [[Deals]]! SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, [Our prices are insane!] PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
- I Never Told You My Name: WHY DO I KNOW KRIS'NAME? BECAUSE ALL [[Honest Salesmen]] SHOULD KNOW THEIR [[Esteemed Customers']] NAMES ALREADY! IN [[All Seriousness]], THAT-...No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to- KRIS IS JUST THE TYPE OF [[Customer]] WHOSE [[Fake Passport Displays This Shady Name]] IS KRIS! AM I RIGHT?
- Large Ham: [[Oh Yes]] WE GOT [[Ham]]! BIG [[Ham]]s! [[Steamed Hams!]] [[Ham]] AND [[Eggs]]! [[Green Eggs and Ham]] [[Just $3.99 For a Limited Time Only]]! AND BY [[Eggs]] WE'RE TALKING [[PIPIS]]!
- Let No Crisis Go to Waste: HEY KID, I NOTICED YOU WERE [[Going Around Being a Jackass]] AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF [[You could probably make one hell of a cake with this...]]. SO I FIGURED, HEY, WHY DON'T I JUST SELL MY [[Commemorative Ring]] TO YOU AND LET YOU DO THE REST?? THAT'LL MAKE ME [[BIG]] FOR SURE!
- Let Us Never Speak of This Again: SPEAKING OF THE [[Knight]], IT'S No! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to- WHAT THE [[Heck]] ARE Y4 TALKING ABOUT??? EXCESS VACATION DAYS??? LET'S TALK ABOUT [Friends].
- Meet the New Boss: WHO THE [[$!$!]] IS [Mettaton]????? WHADDAYA MEAN I [[Share a Birthday]] WITH HIM?????
- Moment of Lucidity: WHO, ME? IMPOSSIBLE! THE [[Free Personality Test — Find Your Online Match Today!]] RESULTS LEFT NO DOUBT ABOUT MY SAN1TY BEING [Off the Charts]! THERE IS NO WAY. THERE IS NO WAY. THERE IS NO WAY. THERE IS NO— (static) H-Hello? Is there anybody out there? If you can hear this, please, send help. I'm at the— HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
- Mysterious Middle Initial: THE [[G]] STANDS FOR [Great Deals Every Day!], EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! [1000 Jokes to Amuse Your Friends] ASIDE, IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR IT STANDS FOR [[Hyperlink blocked.]]
- No Fair Cheating: THINK Y0U CAN [[Hold Enter]] TO [funnycheat] YOUR WAY THROUGH MY [[Big]] BATTLE? WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T [Cry More] WHEN I START GETTING RED WITH [Unyielding Rage]!!
- No Indoor Voice: ALL CAPS NO [Brand-New Brake Pads] WHEN I TALK, EAHEAHEAHEAHEAH! BECAUSE WHO LISTENS TO [Today's Sponsor] WHEN IT"S NOT [Full Surround Sound] [[Bass-Boosted]] UNTIL THEY KNOW THEY NEED [Hearing Aids], RIGHT!?!?
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: ...once more, listen troper. I like you, and I appreciate the time you take at reading my page, so I'll tell you a little secret. As you may have read throughot this page, whenever you see me talk perfectly, with a lack of Non Sequiturs and with no Word-Salad Horror like right now, it's a sign that either something has gone horribly wrong and I'm genuinely asking for help (as seen when you talk to me about what I fear), or that I'm being genuinely, sincerely grateful to you for trying to help me (as seen when I commend Kris and their friends after my Optional Boss battle). So now that you know what I am Beneath the Mask, if you know how to keep a secret, then please, keep it a secret between us... YOU WOULDN'T [wanna have a bad time] FROM [Reveal his secrets!] TO OTHERS, NOW WOULD YOU, [[Little Sponge]]?
- Perfectly Krom-ulent Word: TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIL [[Cungadero]]!!!
- Permanently Missable Content:
- IF YOU [Transfer Me To The LoadedDisk], YOU WILL [[Miss Out]] ON [[My Big Sales]]! SEE YA KID!
- DON!T FORGET TO [[Transfer Kromer]] mE TO MY [[Brand New Battle Ready Body]] IN THR BASEMENT AREA BEFORE YOU FIGHT [Killer Queen] AND SEAL THE FOUNTAIN OR I WILL N[[EVER]] BECOMED NEO AND YOU WILL MISS MY SUPER ONE OF A KIND NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES BOSSBATTLE!! LIKE THE [Clown] I WONT GO WITH YOU TO [YourTownUSA] AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER &% CAN’T BE REFOUGHT AT THE [[Gym Me,bership 50% Off]] SO DO IT WHILE sTOCKs LAST!!!!
- SO YOU AND YOUR [Side Chick] PLAY ALL [Nice and Soft] WITH EVERYONE BUT IT'S STILL FINE TO [Spit] IN MY FACE AND BEAT ME UP!? SORRY KID, [No Deal]!!!
- Perpetual Smiler: EVERY SALESMAN WORTH THEIR [Iodized Table Salt] MUST HAVE A [Healthy Smile] READY FOR ANY [[Deal]], EVEN WHEN [[They're]] LIFE IS [Lower than our Lowest Prices of All Time!]
- Power Makes Your Voice Deep: LOOKING FOR [[Deep]]??? TRY [Power of NEO]!!!! SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
- Pragmatic Pansexuality: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE [man, woman,] OR [Little Sponge], TRANSMIT [Kromer] TO ME AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE BEGGING FOR YOUR [HeartShapedObject]!!
- Psychological Projection: I TOLD KRIS THEY'RE ALL [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] AND LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN! WHAT? YOU MEAN IT APPLIES TO ME?!? ...Hello? Are you there? Can you hear me... WHAT?! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
- Puppet Permutation: BACK WHEN I WAS THE E_MAIL GUY, I WAS JUST LIKE THE OTHER [Your Ad Here]s. THEN WHEN I FINALLY MADE MY [[Big]] [Specil Deal] WITH AND BECAME THE [[Arrrghhhh! The Light! Help! BALD! My Eyes! STOP!]] GUY, I [[Becomed]] THE [[Long-Nosed Doll]] YOU SEE [[Right Here]]!
- Really Gets Around: SO LONG AS [[They]] HAVE [[transfer KROMER]] YOUR OAL SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS [[High Interest Rates]] IN ANY1!,!! I SAID AS MUCH IN MY [[twitter.krome]] Q&A! SO LINE UP [Sis Bro OR non-binary Ho] FOR SOME [[Love Is All You Need]] FROM THE SPAMMANN!! ((JUST [TRANSFER] KROMER FIRSR OKAY?!!!)
- Repetitive Name: SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!! [[The Trusted Brand You Know and Love! (C)1997]]
- Riddle for the Ages: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING [Buuuuddy]!! WHAT IN THE [Wide World of Sports] IS A [Hyperlink blocked.] SUPPOSED TO BE??? YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON THINKS ABOUT THAT TOO!! IT KEEPS ME [Up All Night]!!
- Saying Too Much: KID, I'M GIVING YOU ALL THE [Terms of Servise]! THE WHOLE DEAL DOWN TO THE [Hyperlink Blocked]!!! EVEN IF I'M [[24-Hour Surveillance]] AND [Will be Prosecuted in Several States] IF I TELL YOU ANY OF THE [Big Business]!!! BELIEVE ME, YOU;LL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS.
- Secret Shop: IF YOU WANT TO BUY [[Some Good Deals]] SO MUCH, I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]] IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs]] WHERE YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR [[Wacky Stacks]]! COME...ALONE.
- Shoddy Knockoff Product: WRONG! THE [Identifying Counterfeits: A Guide by] SOLD BY QUEEN'S [Souvenir Peddlers and Merchants] IS STOLEN FROM ME! THEY EVEN REMOVED MY [[Spamton Guaranteed Stamp of Approval]] FROM THEIR BOWTIES! MY [[Exclusive Official Big Shot Bowtie!]] IS BETTER AND [[Legal Only In This State]].
- Significant Anagram: HEY KID’S DID YOU KNOW [[Your Old Pal]] “SPAMTON”” USED TOBE THE EMAIL GUY MEANING I WAS [[hi girl I was once]] A “POSTMAN?””?
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO PUT A LITTEL [Razor-Sharp Edge] IN YOUR PITCH!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN A CUSTOMER GETS [Still On Dial-Up?] AND [Undecided? If You Call Right Now] RIGHT IN THE [$$!$]ING MIDDLE OF A [Quick And Easy] [[Deal]]!!! SALES ARE A [[Content Warning]] BUSINESS, SPECILY WHEN YOU;RE [Warning: May Inhibit Pain Relief].
- Slut-Shaming: HEY KID!!!! NO [NEEOD] FOR THAT!! IM an HONEST MAN!.. JUST BECAUSE I CALLED THAT [Soft Serve] A “ HOCHI MAMA” &AND “”SIDE CHICK””} JUST BECAUSE I JUST BECAUSE JUST BECAUSEI ..ITS A [[Tv Tropes listof Downplayed Examples]] AT BEST!
- Stone Wall: DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?
- Stylistic Suck: MY [[Self-Portrait]] AND [[NEO]] DON'T LOOK [[Spicy]], MOSTLY BECAUSE [[It wasn't in the budget, I'm really sorry man]].
- Superboss: IF YOU;RE WILLING TO [[You are a courier, hired by]] ME TO THE [[Creepy Basement]] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion], YOU WILL GET A [Never-Before-Seen] CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE [Power of NEO]!! THIS [Specil Offer] IS EVEN [Tough]ER AND [Rough]ER THAN THE [Big Mama] UPSTAIRS, SO DON'T MISS OUT!!! NOW COMES W1TH A FREE [Cool Mixtape]! "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE "
- Symbol Swearing: I USE [[Great Discount]] [@$@!] WHEN I NEED TO!
- Tongue-Tied: WHENEVER I TRY TO TALK ABOUT [Hyperlink Blocked] OR [Hyperlink Blocked], MY [Free Translation Software] MAKES ME SAY [[Hyperlink Blocked]] INSTEAD!!
- Trademark Favorite Food: DELICIS KROMER! ONE OF MY [Moves] HAS ME [Swallow] $IGN$! YUM YUM GREAT DEAL!!
- Troubled Backstory Flashback: WHEN I GO [[NEO]], I START SEEING [[Memories In A Snap]] IN [[Full HD Quality]]. DEAR CUSTOMERS, PLEASE STOP TAKING AWAY MY [[New and Used Furniture for Sale]].
- Unexpected Shmup Level: DIDN’kT I SAY ID MAKE THAT [[Little Sponge]] INTO A [[Big shot]]??! SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [Always] KEEPS HIS WORD WHEN [[Ripping People Off]]!!! DURING OUR [[Boss Battle]] I BROUGHT [Brands You love Back in STOCK] THE [Y] SOUL MECHANIC FROM MTT-Brand [[Undertale]] SO WE COULD [[Download Free Shoot Em Ups]] TOGETHER!!!
- Unperson: SORRY KID, ALL [Second Opinion]s ARE [[Out of Stock]]. [All the Best Graphic Design Softwares]!? THEY'LL [Silence Conversation] IF YOU BRING ME UP! THE [Your Ad Here]s!? THEY ACT LIKE THEYVE FORGOTTEN ME!!! They've forgotten me... YOU;LL HAVE TO [[Trust]] ME ON THIS ONE.
- Walking Spoiler: WHILE I [[DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOORRREEE!!!]] AND SEEMINGLY THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN, I HOLD THE [ShadowCrystal] AND [Guest starring] AS A [Big Shot] IN THE [[Secret passage]].
- We Buy Anything: NO!!!! YOU [[BUY]] OR [[BUYMORE]]!!
- We Can Rule Together: [[A Deal is a Deal]]! YOU HELP ME, AND I WILL BE [Passing my Saveings On To You!] WERE BOTH [Say pal, you don't look so good], WE COULD BOTH [Stand Tall], AND WITH THAT [Heart-Shaped0bject]??? WE CAN BE BOTH [Big Shot]s LIKE WE DESERVE!!!
- We Used to Be Friends: ME?... FRIENDS? EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! YOU DON'T NEED [[Friends]]!! I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!! WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]! ... Mike... AND I SPECILY DON"T NEED [Save As .jpg]!!! PRETENDING THE WHOLE TIME [I'm Here If You Need To Talk] WHEN I SHOULDOF KNOWN HE [Get an Exclusive Deal] TO [Smokin' Hot! Now with] [[Acid Fumes]]!!! HE EVEN STOLE MY [0.00$ Plus Tax] LOOK!!!
- Wham Line: WHEN I F0UGHT THE [[Little Sponge]] ON THE [[define:WYRD]] ROUTE,, NEO WILL NEVER LOSE UNTIL THEY CALLED THAT[Hochi Mama] CAME AND THEN SHE… AND THEN SHE…[[quote HEY IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?]]”
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?:
- YOU WANT [[Merry-Go-Round]]? [[NO!]] LET ME SURPASS THAT [[HONK]]ING [[Clown Around Town]] BEFORE I GET [[Symptoms May Vary]]!
- [Cathode Televisions] ARE STRICTLY [Banned From All Our Establishments]!!! THEY ARE INFACT [[Banned]] FROM [My Sight]!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANNYMORE [on print, it's Libel] OF MIKE!!! AND AS MY VALUED CUSTOMER [We Recommend You] BRING YOUR [Police-Issued Breaching Ram] T ANY OF THEM YOU SEE!!!
- Wings Do Nothing: EVEN WHEN I DID IT AN D BECOMED [[NEO]] IT WAS THOSE [[$!$!]] STRINGS [[Holding Me Up]] INSTEASD OF THE WINGS ON MY BACK!!! AFTER KRIS[P] AND& THE KETCHUP KIDS CUT THEM I COULD NOT… I COULD NOT [[BIG]] AND FELL STRAIGHT [[Down]]
- Word-Salad Horror: IT'S NOT EASY BEING THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY. WHAT!? GO IN THE [Mansion] MYSELF!? NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
- Word-Salad Humor: TALKING'S [[not easy. That's why]] I CALL UPON THE POWER OF [[Gobbledygook]]! A [[One-of-a-Kind]] CHANCE TO [[Can't Read]]! AND [[PIPIS]]
- Words Can Break My Bones: OR RATHER [[YOU’RE]] BONES HUH, KID’S!?!? EAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!! …………………………., SO WHEN I OFFERED [[Kris]] MY GREAT [[Deals]] WHEN WE [MeetHotSingles] IN THE ALLEY MY $$DEALS$$,” "BARGAIN$" and "$$PRICES$$". BULLETS TURNED INTO THE SWEET TASTE OF [[Pain]] AND [[Pain Accessories]]
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