There artesth too many spoilers about Deltarune, so I hereby declareth this page SPOILERS OFFETH! Thou hath been warned, worm! Ge ha ha ha!
(Listeneth to this wonderful tuneth
while readinge, worm! Reade also in the voiceth of Audiospawn's Sudzy Bubbles or Upgraded Moon Productions (or, if ever thou wishest to imagineth mine singing voiceth, Alex Beckham hath provided a verily stellar one))! Revtrosity or Nikmo shalt also sufficeth.)
So the worms hath decided to come out and play...
Ge ha ha ha ha! Thoust FOOLS!
I amst the Duke of Puzzles, Rouxls Kaard (pronounced Rules). My hobbies includest calligraphy, lawkeeping, bugkeeping, cages...and long walks in the dungeon. Artest thou one of my admirers, troper?
Thou musteth have heard of me from the hit video gameth Deltarune, where I was the left handeth man of King and greatest adversary of the so called “heroes of prophecy” in Chapters first and second. Ha! Those fools were lucky to have surviveth my onslaught of POWERFUL PUZZLES! Anywaye, the worms fought the evil rulere King and besteth him (with the equipment I soldeth them!) and thus I turnedeth to serve the foolish Prince Ralsei and the other worms...for abouth A FEW MINUTES! Ahahaha! I soon after joinedth the brilliant Queen and became her minion, but her foolish minions Swatch and Tasque Manager wereth jealous of me and forcedeth me out of my positions like the worms they are!
But then I foundest the blueprints to an ancient warrior machine and had some robot fools build it for me. When I attemptedest to stop the worms, the worldth itself turned on me and turndeth my body to stone, thus granting the worms victory ONCE AGAIN! GOD DAMMIT! Now I bideth my time with the King’s son Lancer, who calls me his "Lesser Dad", in Castle Town and await the arrival of another evil rulere.
I amst writing this pageth myself! Noteth because nobody is willinge to do it for me except for Lancer....but becauseth only myself can describe a specimen such as ME!
Waite! Queen hath her owneth page as well! Perhaps if you worm visiteth her page, she mighteth turneth me into her left hande man once again......note
Welcome to my tropes, ungrateful worms.
- Animal Motifs: WORMS! I hath some right here in this jar!
- Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: Lancer is nothing but a nuisance! Our relation is NONE, you little water-beetle! I amst stuck with him like a bug upon my shoe....is he okay anyhow?
- Big Bad Wannabe: I don't wanteth to be an Evil Rulere! Amst just want to be left-hande man! Bute FATETH ITSELF betrays me whenever I tryeth to defeat anybody!
- Character Catchphrase: A catchethphraseth? Me!? Amst I truly that predictable?
GOD
DAMN IT - Cordon Bleugh Chef: My scrumptious RouxlsRoux containseth ingredients such as fat, flour and fresh worms. What do thou mean it "tastes like jumprope"? Lightners like thee do not understand my eye-opening sauce!
- The Creon: I will always beeth a left-hande man, whethereth be under the opressive Kinge or Queene!
- Cut Lex Luthor a Check: I soldeth the Delta Heroes my wares so that I could amasseth funds! An army of funds! Ha ha ha ha!
- Dirty Coward: Cowarde....? I amst NOT a coward! I wasth undermining Kinge's regime from the insideth! The puzzles I gaveth to the heroes were just a testeths of their ability, and K. Round served as theire....um....sparring partnere! Yes!
- Harmless Villain: I amst not harmless! It's just that fateth itself screws me over whenever I attempteth to confronteth someone or DO SOMETHINGETH!
- I Fight for the Strongest Side!: Rouxls is ALWAYS on the winning side! Thou can bet on that!!! The heroesth art the winning side right about now, so I'll placate them for now...
- Pitiful Worms: Hahahaha! Who else wouldth it be, but thee?!
- Talk Like a Pirate: Yarrrrrr, ye Matyes! When thy scurvy Sea Worms Kris and Ralsei encounteredeth me, I drapedeth myselfe in ye Garrrrrrrrrrbe of a Pirate and showedeth off that I amst ye only Beinge who hath thine Abilitye to speaketh with two accents at once! Unfortunatelyeth, the Scallyewagge Darrrrrrrke prince toldeth me to cease me old sea dog accent, but he beeth in possessione a two land lubbarrrrrrrrr earrrrrrrs that could not undarrrrrrstandeth mine salty vernacularrrrrrr.
- Taken for Granite: I wast going to giveth the worms Kris and Ralsei mine final attacke, but the worldth itself turned on me and turndeth my body to stone! The sameth thing happened to Lancer, yet another thing I don't wanteth to bond over with that boy!
- The Unfought: Sadly, I never got a chance to fight the legendary heroes in the card castle myself. However, that all changed once they went to the Cyber World!
- Villainous Breakdown:......Why?!... Why cannot fate give me a dignified victorie?!
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: Huh?! What do thou meane "I sound strange?"
- Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Nonsense! Mine accent is 100% authenticke, and whoever sayeth otherwise is an insolent worm!
DAMN IT
