(This page is best read in the voice of Rachel Wilson.)
Ugh. It's about time I have my own TV Tropes page. I'm pretty much the main star of the show! Not Chris McLame or any of those other dweebs you may like more than me. ME! Ahem, I'm getting ahead of myself so I'll try to explain myself better to you idiots.note
If for some reason in this dumb world you didn't know, my name is Heather, THE Queen Bee, and I am a major player of the Total Drama series. I'm the strongest, smartest, most athletic member of my team, the Screaming Gophers. I didn't come up with the name by the way. That's all Chris. Stupid name I know. Anyway, as soon as I got to that island, I made it clear to everyone I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to take names and win that prize money for myself! I don't care what I needed to do in order to achieve my goals. Of course, being mean out in the person has its disadvantages so I picked the two dumbest characters I could find to be in my alliance. In this case, it was Lindsidiot and Beth. I promise to take those two to the final 3 if they helped me out and I wasn't lying. For the most part. When push came to shove, I'll ditch them in order to save my own butt! Throughout my stay on the island, I came to hate pretty much everyone on the island, ESPECIALLY Gwen and Leshawna! Those two... UGH!!! I can't tell you the amount of times when those two annoyed me or even attacked me throughout our stay on the dumb island! Leshawna may have gotten eliminated at one point but it wasn't by my hands! And Gwen made it to the final two! Heh, it was satisfying ruining Gwen and Trent's relationship. For the most part. They got back to together... only to break up the very next season. But it was I who sent in that motion for their eventual permanent breakup in the first place, so I win! I'm getting off topic but thanks to my skills, I made it to the final 3 of course. Unfortunately for me, I was on the receiving end of a lot of disgusting and humiliating dares courtesy of Owen and Gwen and it lead to me being eliminated after GETTING MY HAIR SHAVED!!! Chris that sadistic jerk made me leave the island due to a technicality and I threatened to sue him! I never managed to do it but I was able to come back to the island for a chance at one million dollars. Of course I took the opportunity at that but it lead nowhere except season two: Total Drama Action.
Ugh... this season I'm sure nobody liked anyway but it was arguably my worst season. I was still bald and everyone knew not to even trust me. It didn't help that my hair loss caused me to go, how to put it, insane. When Courtney sued her way back to the show, I spent most of my time trying to get her beautiful hair... AH! Ignore that! I'm not crazy! AHEM! I was eliminated so early in that season so why am I even bothering to go into detail of this season? I wasn't the main star nor I had any focus! BETH of all people did!
Now, Total Drama: World Tour was the third season and it was safe to say that I came back with a vengeance! My hair finally grew back and I decided to focus more on playing the game rather than manipulate people (though I did tried with newcomer Sierra since she was such a Chris fangirl). That season would've probably been easy for me if not for one person: Alejandro... Out of ALL the people I've came across, he is the biggest challenge I've had in a long time. Unlike me who doesn't care about being mean in the open, Alejandro keeps it to himself being able to manipulate, well, everyone that isn't me! And NO! I do NOT have a crush on him! STOP SAYING THAT OR I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT!!! Phew. Anyway, as I said, my performance during this season overall was top notch if I do say so myself. I even made it to the final 2 and WON at the end! This is how it should be of course and even you people cheered for me over the more, ahem, lesser evil character Alejandro. Unfortunately, that feral sexist punk Ezekiel stole my money and landed in the volcano! My well earned money! GONE! UGH!!! I HATE this stupid show which is why I wonder I came back! That's why in the next season, Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, I made a big cameo in an episode where I took my well-deserved money and attempted to make off in Chris' zeppelin. I would've succeeded if not for one of those newbie losers.
And I made my final appearance (so far as far as I know...) in Total Drama: All-Stars with a slightly bigger role than in Action I guess. I was placed on the Villainous Vultures team and became its leader of course. Unfortunately, Ms. Tries-Too-Hard-To-Be-Like-Me Jo kept trying to challenge me for leadership which eventually lead to her being eliminated! Yes! However, Alejandro returned as well and just as big of a thorn in my side as always. Later, not only he stole my immunity model he got me eliminated from the island! THAT JERK! However, it was a clever move by him and when he got eliminated, I decided to pick him up from his icy doom and, well, we started to go out! "Hah! I knew it! Heather had a thing for Alejandro all along! It was so obvious! Huh duh!!!" is what you're thinking right? Well, shut up. We may be dating but money always comes first. And that was the last of me of the series... at least for now I guess... Not that I would even come back!
Well, I've spoken too soon. Looks like Total Drama has been renewed for 2 more seasons. UGH! Well, on the bright side, maybe I could win again and actually KEEP the money this time!
Tropes that apply to me, the Queen Bee!
- Action Girl: Of course. Winning is everything even if I must do either degrading or disgusting things!
- Alpha Bitch: Um, DUH! When you know you're the best and everyone knows you are, you deserve to act this way!
- Anti-Hero: As if I'm a "hero" in anyway but I guess I'm this in World Tour too the much LESSER evil-than-me Alejandro. I'll admit I'm more of a team player while Al isn't afraid to sabotage his own team if anyone else feels threatening to him.
- Arch-Enemy: Everyone in this stupid show honestly but if I can name my top 3: Gwen, Leshawna, and Alejandro. In Island, Gwen and Leshawna have been an utter thorn in my side since day one! Gwen is just a low-rent gutterpunk with dragon breath and ugly hair, and Leshawna always gets physical with me just because she's physically stronger than me! Of course it's because when you have that much junk in your trunk, the rest had to go somewhere. And Alejandro was this definitely for World Tour; he was the most threatening person I had to deal with in my life. I didn't help that he painted himself as this "nice guy" toward everyone while my history on the show made everyone not trust me!
- Attention Whore: Um, yeah! Hello! I'm the reason you watch the show
- Bad Boss: So what if my treatment of Lindsay and Beth in Island was borderline criminal. They wanted to make it to the final 3 with me so, naturally, they had to do whatever I say! This includes always siding with me with votes, never questioning my actions, and allowing me to use their stuff whenever I want and they can't use mine in return. It's fair! Too bad Beth and later Lindsay didn't think so...
- Balloon Belly: Okay, that's just exaggerating. I ate a little too much during "a breakfast buffet" and suddenly that's enough to mark it here? Get real. And don't even get me started on those dumb Celebrity Manhunt highlights either. I gained three ounces! It was barely anything, Gwen had nothing to laugh about!
- Beauty Is Bad: I'm beautiful and I'm bad! DUH!
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Shut up! Me and Alejandro had NOTHING going on! At first at least...
- Big Bad: The main threat of Island and arguably the best one of them all!
- Bitch Alert: Heh. Unlike those other antagonists, I made no attempt to hide my evilness. As soon as I arrived on that dump of an island, I gave Death Glare to everyone there to let them know I, mean, business! My glorious face even provides the trope image! You're welcome!
- Break the Haughty: Hmph. I don't know what you mean. I guess after my humiliating defeat of the first season, I decided to become more of a team player afterwards.
- Butt-Monkey: Ugh...don't get me started with "I Triple Dog Dare You" and pretty much ALL of Total Drama Action...
- Can't Get Away with Nuthin': Don't get me started... I guess being the Big Bad, Jerkass, Hate Sink of the season means I get hit with some sort of abuse or humiliation! Mostly from Gwen and Leshawna.
- Can't Take Criticism: I don't know what you're talking about. I can totally take criticism. Just not if it's something bad about me or what I do.
- Card-Carrying Villain: I know I am evil. I know I am manipulative. And I certainly know I'm a major player in this game!
- Character Development: Hah! As if! I've been my same ol' self since day 1! Well, I guess by World Tour, I focused on more being a team player and not trying to sabotaging friendships/relationships to get myself further. Especially with Alejandro doing all of that during that season...
- The Chew Toy: Ugh... I thought I explained this in Butt-Monkey already. Don't make me repeat myself!
- Chronic Back Stabbing Disorder: Alliances are basically like day old milk. It's good for a little while but once it spoils, you toss it out! And that's what I've always done with my alliances! Yes, no one dare to trust me anymore after that but let me ask you: Who even trust me in the first place?
- Clingy Jealous Girl: I am NOT clingy for Alejandro! But I will NOT let Courtney have him!
- Crocodile Tears: I pulled this three times:
- Once in Island during my glorious plan to break up Gwen and Trent.
- Second in World Tour where Alejandro feel for my ploy and manage to take the win from him!
- And third in Revenge of the Island where I got that stupid jock that likes to says his own name a lot to drop his guard to take off with MY prize money!
- Curse Cut Short: I almost called Courtney a "you know what" after she kept annoyingly stating how she was a "C.I.T"... but Gwen cut me off before I could finish but I'm sure you people get what I meant.Me: More like a B-I-T-C-.
- Deadpan Snarker: What the kind of people you're around all the time, you need to be this.
- Death Glare: I have this look 24/7 because there is nothing to be happy about all the time. I'm the best and I must focus on looking the best.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Why must you insist I'm not as mean as before? I mean, yeah by World Tour, I became a little more caring but not by much! Seriously, it's like you're trying to see the good in me when it's clear I don't want to be good!
- Determinator: I was close to the million dollars at the end of World Tour! I had to keep pushing myself to win it!
- Even Bad Women Love Their Mamas: My mom is the only person I actually like. When I thought I was going to die in a stupid stunt in Action, I was going to leave all of my possessions to her and none of my sisters. They don't deserve ANYTHING!
- Even Evil Has Standards: Yes, I 'll do anything it takes to win. Break up relationships, cheat, sabotaging others, the works. However, there are things even I won't stoop to such as, I don't know, killing the other contestants. Chris the Creep has no morals at all for whenever someone dies and even that disgusts me.
- Let's just say that Alejandro's plan to eliminate Duncan in World Tour was... surprising...
Me: (confessional) Even I'm not that ruthless! - Everyone Can See It: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Seriously, stop saying me and Alejandro are a thing! We are not! ... At first at least...
- Evil Is Hammy: Oh shut it. I'm evil and I know it! I can be as open as I can be about it!
- Evil Is Petty: What? Even at times where we supposed to be winning a challenge, if you've insulted/mess with me at any time, I will make you pay. Just ask Gwen after I exposed her butt to the world in the middle of a challenge!
- Ex-Big Bad: I could've easily been the Big Bad of the whole series but, sadly, that couldn't been always the case.
- Formerly Fat: You have no proof! That dweeb Harold guessed it when we first started working together but that's all conjecture! ...what do you mean there's promotional material that says it? You can't believe everything you read!
- Hated by All: Listen here. I made it very clear I didn't came to the island to make friends or be nice. I came here to do only one thing: Win! And I don't care if you like me, hate me, want to be my best friend, or want to beat me up. I will crush all of those who get in my way!
- Hate Sink: Wow, really? I'm sure after reading my whole page to this point, you think I'm the most sincere and nicest person in the series! You're such a genius! HAH! I could care less if any of those losers or you people for the matter care about me. I'm only in that show to make money and nothing more.
- Hazy-Feel Turn: This is more like it! I did not turn into the "good guy" of World Tour but even I have to admit that Alejandro was a threat. Mainly because he kept his evilness a secret.
- Heroic Resolve: Fine! I'll say it. In "Hawaiian Punch" when it seem I lost to Alejandro and Cody told me I was the "good guy", I burst out of the cage in hopes of beating him which I did in the canon ending! But don't get used to it. That was the closest time to me being a "good guy" and I'm never going back!
- Hidden Depths: Obviously. I'm more than just a pretty face, I have other talents too. Even if some of them are... less than pretty, like learning Harold's stupid yo-yo tricks.
- Hoist by Her Own Petard: Remember how I threatened to shave Lindsay's head if she should ever betray my alliance again? I should've chosen my words more carefully, because that's exactly how I went down! Stupid Chris and his stupid rules!
- Humiliation Conga: UGH! The episode "I Triple Dog Dare You!" was just one big Laser-Guided Karma for me for all the stuff I done to others in
- Icy Gray Eyes: Enough to make you quiver in fear and obey my every command!
- I'm Not Here to Make Friends: Duh! I've been saying this a lot on this page now! I'm here to win! Not make friends! Making allies then ditching them later, yes.
- Important Haircut: How is it "important"!? Fine! My hair being shaved marked my defeat in Island and my last time being in the Big Bad spotlight.
- In-Series Nickname: I'm getting real tired of people calling me by "Old Heather..."
- It's All About Me: "I'm valuable!" 'Nuff said.
- Jerkass: laughing evilly Most obvious trope ever!
- Jerkass to One: No, I’m like that with almost everyone. But my relationship with Weird Goth Girl? With everyone else, that’s just how I am. With her, It's Personal.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Only after Island. Thankfully averted starting in Revenge of the Island and into All-Stars.
- Karmic Butt-Monkey: Seriously?! You just combined two separate tropes together just to make me miserable.
- Laser-Guided Karma: The Karma Bug must have been common on that stupid island because I kept getting bit by it every. Single. TIME! I guess it could be worse; at least I didn’t get screwed over as bad as Alejandro or Scott. Personally, I blame Chris; if he didn’t think danger was so good for ratings, the show wouldn’t have so many injuries.
- Lean and Mean: The body of a supermodel, the personality of the devil!
- Light Feminine and Dark Feminine: Dark to Lindsidiot's Light.
- Malicious Misnaming: If you annoy me, you will receive this.
- For Lindsay, it's "Lindsiot". For obvious reasons.
- For Gwen it, "Weird Goth Girl".
- And I mainly call Izzy "Psycho Hose Beast" but also "Crazy Girl". And yes, she is that crazy and insane!
- Manipulative Bitch: Indeed I am! Despite by open evilness, I am able to stay in the game by manipulating others to becoming pawns in my game!Me: In this world, there are shepherds and there are sheep, and Lindsay is a major sheep. Baaaaaah!
- Ms. Fanservice: Of course! I have the body of a supermodel and I'm not afraid to show off most of my body. However, I guess I should've worn more clothing or a random branch could rip off my shirt and show my breasts to the freaking world!
- Not Me This Time: No Duncan. I didn't cause Courtney's elimination in Island. I don't know what was his deal as the guy (Harold) who he kept picking on over and over was clearly to blame. note note
- Only Sane Woman: YES!!! I'm the only person on that stupid show with her head on straight.
- Pet the Dog: Hey, I am capable of being nice toward others when I feel like it!
- In Island, DJ thought I was the killer and I tried to calm him down to no avail. Then, when he was eliminated from the island, I actually join in a group hug before he left. I'll admit, DJ was probably the only other person I didn't have a bad thought about. He was just that nice I guess.
- In Action, everyone was showing Leshawna some hostility after she deceived everyone and even said bad things about them. I defended her because she was just saying what was on her mind which is something I do all the time! I ended up being eliminated later and Leshawna actually said I could consider her a friend. It was actually nice to hear that especially since Leshawna was one of my main enemies and I gave her my wig to remember her by. It didn't last long however, as I am about to explain...
- Wow, I've done too much of this in World Tour. Trying to warn my supposed-to-be-my-friend Leshawna about Alejandro, confronting Courtney after finding out Duncan cheated on her, and even giving Sierra a wig after she accidentally blew up Chris' plane. But for the last one, after what I've been through in Action, no girl should go around with a bald head.
- Plot Armor: I've constantly been accused of this in Island. Because of my open, ahem, "bitchiness", there were a lot of times where I was almost eliminated. However, thanks to my cunning and being a general great player of the game, I was able to win immunity each time and save myself!
- Pragmatic Villainy: Listen, I am the villain and I certainly love being it! However, I will never screw over my own team. Winning is for winners like me and losing is for losers like Alejandro!
- Rich Bitch: My family's rich and I'm mean of course.
- Schemer: This is kinda the point of being a manipulative jerk...
- Small Name, Big Ego: This trope is adverted. You all think I'm all talk and that I rely too much on alliances to make it farther into the game. However, I am good in challenges with a combination of my own skill and cunning!
- Statuesque Stunner: I am like, REALLY tall, and REALLY hot.
- Surrounded by Idiots: As the only sane character in the show, this happens too much for my liking...
- There Are Two Kinds of People in the World: Shepherds and sheep, as said by moi!
- Token Evil Teammate: Of any team I am on. Played with on the Villainous Vultures where, despite being on a team with other villains (including Gwen and yes she stole Courtney's boyfriend which makes her one), I am definitely the most evil of them all!
- Took a Level in Kindness:
- I don't know what you're taking about. I have been always the same jerk throughout the series as I've always been! Ugh! Fine! During World Tour, I became more of a team player and even offered my assistance to others at times while Alejandro was busy manipulating people and taking down Team Not-So-Victory.
- However, in the All-Stars episode "Moon Madness," I pretended to act all cuddly and nice in order to throw off Alejandro. And it worked oh so well!
- Trash Talk: Of course. Anyone is a target of this. Especially Gwen and Leshawna.
- Traumatic Haircut: This makes more sense. No girl deserves to be on national television with a badly shaved head, and I am definitely that kind of girl!
- Tsundere: Ugh! Enough of me acting lovey-lovey toward Alejandro.
- Unholy Matrimony: Shut...up....
- Villainous Breakdown: When I was very unfairly eliminated in Island, I let out a scream that could be heard across the lake and I went off on Chris threatening to sue him. I would've too but Courtney beat me to the punch... note
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: S-Sumo wrestlers...
- Will They or Won't They?: FINE! Me and Alejandro became an Official Couple as of the end of All-Stars but that doesn't mean we don't get to not competitive against each other!
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Thanks for getting me so far in the game Lindsay, but your services were no longer required!
