Whoa, whoa whoa! Hold your horses there, Troper, I know you're really eager to read about this trope, but before we can let you do that, we'll have to show you how!
Reading pages is easy! To read a page, just move your eyeballs across the text and make note of the letters. You'll see these letters are chained together into words. Read these words one by one, and you get a sentence that should give you an idea of what this trope is about.
What's that? You already know about reading? You're trying to tell me you can already read these words just fine? Well tough noogies, because we're not letting you get to the article until you finish this tutorial!
When you've run out of words to read, you'll need to scroll the page. To scroll, simply find the scroll bar on the right side of this page, and click it with your mouse until you start seeing new words you haven't read before at the bottom of the page. Alternatively, you can use your arrow keys or, if you have a fancy-pants mouse wheel, use that to achieve the same effect. If you use the arrows on the numerical keypad, make sure num lock is off. Do you want to hear what I said again?
