(best read in the voice of Shigeru Chiba, Mike McFarland or Jeff Ward)
Gyhahaha! Welcome! You're on the flashy TV Tropes page of the awesome, smart, most devilishly handsome Buggy! You may call me Captain Buggy as I'M, naturally, the star of this page! Now you, for some stupid reason, may not know this, but I am a very powerful and threatening pirate from the series One Piece. I was first seen with my crew, the Buggy Pirates, rampaging through Orange Town until Straw Hat and his stupid friends came by and messed everything up! I was even sent flying away from my body (I will explain that in a bit). It really seems like luck has always been so damn sour ever since Shanks caused me to eat the Bara Bara no Mi!
Oh yeah, I guess you need an explanation of THAT as well. Fine fine! I, Captain Buggy, don't mind describing more of my flashiness! Anyway, I ate — SHANKS made me eat the Bara Bara no Mi (which, for you idiots in a different region, means the Chop-Chop Fruit) which allows me to chop myself into pieces. I know, a power like that may sound like it sucks ass, but being a Chop Man means I'm IMMUNE to being sliced! That means any damn swordsman cannot do harm to me at all! Even Straw Hat's stupid samurai friend who is supposly the second strongest on the crew! I even kicked his ass during our first encounter! Gyahahaha! I'm awesome I know! But, there is a downside to this. Being a Devil Fruit user, I can't swim which SUCKS considering I was a great diver and I couldn't get that treasure that would've made me rich for a lifetime! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN SHANKS!!! I HATE HIM!! I HATE HIM!!
Ahem, now I got my powers out the way, back to my life story. Don't fall asleep or I will blow you up with one of my Muggy Balls! At one point, I was captured by the damn Marines because I was tricked by some bastard into mining for him... I was stuck in Impel Down where I managed to escape because the staff didn't consider I had Devil Fruit powers! Of course they didn't! I kept my powers hidden so I could flashily plan my great escape! Idiots! Hah hah hah! But I was soon spotted and ran into Straw Hat of all people! Seriously! It seems I can never get away from that idiot! Turns out that he broke into Impel Down to save his brother Ace. I've met Ace before, nice guy and fun to hang out with, and even I felt bad he was awaiting his execution. However, I had to escape, no ifs, ands, or buts! Unfortunately for me, there were Navy ships outside keeping on guard from Whitebeard so I was forced to team with Straw Hat. I didn't like it one bit, but I had no other choice. Especially since that idiot had the compass to Captain John's treasure that he causally gave to me! Hah! He really is an idiot isn't he? Anywho, we fought off many guards and beasts, and we eventually met up with Mr. 3, who I've grown attached to since he wanted to break out just as much as I did! Finally, someone else with sense! He and I decided to flashily ditch Straw Hat whenever we got the chance, and we did! Stupid Straw Hat! Though, dammit! He's so caring for our well being, it's hard to not feel bad for the guy... Anyway, Mr. 3 and I (mainly me, of course) eventually came up with a flashy great idea to cause a riot to help escape Impel Down! We freed a bunch of those chumps from their cells and, get this, they worship the hell out of me now! Gyahahaha! I am awesome, and I had plenty of expendables at my disposal! Everything was going well until freaking Magellan blocked off all exits with his poison! I got so pissed I started to curse his name! I guess you idiots want me to get straight to the point, so: thanks to my cunning (and help from Straw Hat, I guess), we were able to escape Impel Down! Everything was fine and dandy until I heard we were basically on a one-way trip to Marineford for the war between the Navy and the Whitebeard Pirates! Dammit!However, we did have a moment to relax before we got there so I did some drinking to even myself out. Unfortunately for me, the damn Marines managed to figure out that not only was I once a member of the Roger Pirates, but also I'm in a sworn alliance with Shanks! Wait, I am NOT in an alliance with that bastard! Sure, the Impel Down escapees had a lot more respect for me then, but that was still a secret I wished was still kept one! Eventually, me and the others literally crash-landed in Marineford and, sure enough, the war was still underway. My original plan was to stay the hell low until things died down, but of course those damn escapees had to make a big deal about me wanting to take down Whitebeard! Soon, I came face-to-face with the World's Strongest Man himself! And get this...he agreed to be in an alliance with me! Gyahahaha! I'm so damn awesome that even the literal strongest pirate in the world begged me to aid him! Of course, there was no damn way I wanted to get involved in the war itself, but that doesn't mean I didn't take the time to showcase my brilliance on screen to the world! It's too bad Kuzan eventually froze me and the inmates... We got unfrozen, yeah, but damn, I thought I was going to die...
And then...it happened. Ace died on the battlefield. It was a damn shame, too; I got along with that guy compared to his dumbass brother. After Ace died, I lost all the will to do anything and tried to calmly leave the battleground. Unfortunately for me, I was somehow forced to take Straw Hat and that fat fishman to safety! And now I had a pissed off admiral on my ass! I couldn't catch a damn flashy break! I was able to get Straw Hat and that fishman onto some idiot's boat, er, sub. Whatever! And THEN Shanks showed up and I gave his ass a piece of my mind! He even wanted me to give Straw Hat his, well, straw hat, but of course I refused! Like I was gonna help that bastard! But he got me... He told me he had some amazing treasure map and tricked me! GAHH!!! I HATE THAT GUY!!! However, Shanks is an old frien— acquaintance, so I and the others managed to slip away from Marineford on his ship! Gyahahaha!Finally, FINALLY! After what seems like forever, I was reunited with my original crew! Damn, I missed those guys so much! And with Mr. 3 and all of those Impel Down escapees, my crew is even more badass and formidable! Why else would I be promoted to Warlord! Gyahaha! The story of the Great Captain Warlord Buggy has only begun!
...WHAAAAAT!? They abolished the Warlords and every one of them myself included is wanted again!? This...isn't...good... And they're going to be after my ass since they knew I was a part of Roger's crew... CRAP!!!
....SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?! THAT IDIOT STRAW HAT TOOK DOWN KAIDO WITH THOSE TWO OTHER ROOKIE BASTARDS TOOK DOWN BIG MOM AND NOW ME AND STRAW HAT REPLACE THEM AS THE NEW YONKO?!?! What the HELL is going on with this world?! W-Well I ain't complaining! Now the world truly knows how powerful and fearsome Captain Buggy is! GYA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tropes that describe me! The Great and Powerful Pirate Captain Buggy!
- Affably Evil: I love to steal treasure! I love to beat up those that dare oppose me! But I sure as hell do enjoy having a good time with my crew and others that don't piss me off! Like that guy Ace! Swell guy!
- Attention Whore: Hey! The spotlight should always go on me! Just not during a war that could end up getting me killed... Damn those crazy inmates...and I even got froze by Kuzan at one point!
- Bad Boss: Hmph! I guess during the beginning, I was a bit harsh to my crew... But after being separated from them, I learned to treat them much better! Especially now I can divert all my hate and aggression toward Straw Hat!
- Berserk Button: Listen kid. If you cherish your life, do NOT make fun of my nose! The last person that did that ended up having their entire town destroyed for their troubles! Also, just seeing Straw Hat and Shanks, ESPECIALLY Shanks, is enough to make me fly into a rage just because those two made my life miserable whenever they're around!
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Gyahahaha! Yeah, I'm pretty damn smart aren't I? Yeah, yeah, I'd rather sit on my ass and have a good time instead of going out and trying to actually do anything active — hell, I was even told I can be a very powerful pirate if I was more active — but why bother going out of my way? I'm plenty strong as is! I even made it into the Seven Warlords because of how strong and well-known I am! Looks like sitting on your ass has its benefits after all! Gyahahaha!!!
- Butt-Monkey: Sigh...my entire life seemed to go well until that damn Shanks made me eat that Devil Fruit. And just when it seemed I'd gotten into an upswing of good luck, Straw Hat entered the picture! It doesn't help that it seems whenever he's around, he gets off easy while I usually end up getting my ass kicked or something! Like getting struck by lightning or caught by the damn Marines! And don't get me started on what I went through in Impel Down...
- Enemy Mine: Ugh...I had no choice but to team up with Straw Hat in order to break out of Impel Down. I hate to admit it, but he was my best shot of getting out of there. Plus, I could ditch his rubber ass anytime I want! Gyahaha!
- Ensemble Dark Horse: So, you chumps really like how cunning, clever, and pretty damn awesome Captain Buggy is huh? Ah, it seems like my popularity far exceeds even me! Gyahaha!
- Fearless Fool: Hey! Who are you calling a fool!? I have a good reason not to fear those damn swordsmen! They can't hurt me thanks to my powers! Though, I guess I'd better be careful around Mihawk — that World's Greatest Swordsman bastard who managed to hurt me by deflecting one of my Muggy Balls back at me...
- Heart Is an Awesome Power: My Chop-Chop Fruit may not sound like it'd offer much beyond being unable to be cut, but being completely immune to slashing attacks from swords even by some dumbass calling himself the World's Greatest Swordsman is definitely a win! And, like that idiot Straw Hat, I can be creative with my powers. This even includes flying! I'm awesome! Gyahahaha!
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Me and Mr. 3 bonded during the Impel Down arc thanks to our mutual dislike over Straw Hat and the fact he was the only other sane person that WANTED to escape Impel Down! Hell, we were never seen apart that much during the majority of our stay there and I even invited him to join my crew!
- Iron Butt Monkey: Sigh...I hate to admit but being the literal butt at everyone's jokes has saved my ass many times. How else could a guy like me survive being struck my lightning, being frozen, and even an entire war virtually unscathed? Of course, I'm smart and celver enough to avoid all of that crazy shit, but hey! Give points to how damn smart I am! Gyahaha!
- Laughably Evil: Laughably!? Screw you! You only like me because of all the crazy stuff that happens to me! Yes, I can be a funny guy but only when I'M the one making jokes! Not the other way around! But I guess the viewers could've use some comic relief during the seriousness of the Impel Down and Marineford arcs...
- Manly Tears: Hah! Real men don't cry! Though, at Roger's execution, I'll admit, I took his death hard... Gimme a break, he was the captain, for crying out loud! Not to mention, one of the few people that treated me decently... I also cried when I heard Mr. 2 stayed because he gave up his life to save us...
- Near-Villain Victory: I ALMOST killed Straw Hat! I was THIS CLOSE to ending that pathetic pirate's life! It was bad luck that I got struck by stupid lightning! Either Straw Hat is one damn lucky brat or fate just being mean to me! Again!
- No-Sell: Go ahead! Grab a sword and just try to swing it at me! You'll find it won't work on me, and I'll retort by flashily stabbing your ass instead!
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Heh. If you see me acting like a goofball, it's only an act to catch people off guard about my powers! That stupid swordsman on Straw Hat's crew learned that the hard way! And there was also my flashy escape from my cell in Impel Down where the staff didn't even bother to check me for Devil Fruit powers! Idiots! Gyahahaha!
- Only in It for the Money: Yeah, becoming King of the Pirates? Risking your life on those dangerous seas and probably getting you ass kicked by, say, some idiot wearing a straw hat? That's not me. Plundering towns and trying to get as much treasure as I can get to leave my life as a rich man? THAT'S me! Gyahahaha! Plus, why the hell do you think I would even team up with Straw Hat? He had the map to Captain John's treasure for God's sake!
- Psycho Knife Nut: Nothing is more satisfying than stabbing your foes and hearing them scream in pain! I love to carry about a bunch of small knives on me and using them with my Chop-Chop Fruit powers for a deadly spiked fist attack!
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red?! Red as in my nose?! You're making fun of my red nose kid?! I'LL KILL YOU!!! Huh? That's not what you meant? Well, yeah! Of course that's what you meant! I'm not an idiot like you or anything! Anyway, my flashy and awesome red to Alvida's calmer blue. Mr. 3 counts as a blue to my red as well, I guess.
- Papa Wolf: I'm no one's daddy, but I do consider my crew my best of friends! If anyone dares to hurt them or even try to eat them, you'll have to answer to me! Those stupid hunters learned the hard way!
- Took a Level in Badass: Hey! I was already badass from the start! But I guess going from a guy who was one-shotted by Straw Hat to someone who nearly broke out of prison by himself definitely earned me this status! And my flashy awesome show during Marineford! Oh yeah, after two years passed, your favorite clown became a Warlord! Gyahaha! Er, before the Warlords were disbanded... Dammit...
- Took a Level in Kindness: Hey! I don't want to be some kind-hearted simpleton like Straw Hat is! Still, after being stranded on an island with some weirdo in a box — Gaimon, was it? — I've come to appreciate my crew more and treat them a hell lot better than I used to.
- Twisting the Words: What? I tend to mis-hear things? What do you mean? Wait, you said something about my nose didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?! YOU'RE DEAD!!
- Vitriolic Best Buds: I am NOT "Best Buds" with Shanks! That bastard is the main reason why I couldn't get my treasure years ago! And screw Straw Hat, too! Me and him get along sometimes, sure, but not all the damn time!
- Wake-Up Call Boss: I guess I was this for Straw Hat considering the last two villains he faced (one of them being Alvida, what are the chances?) he one-shotted with his weakest move, but had trouble with me considering I was his first opponent on his quest he faced that used Devil Fruit powers. Of course I actually had his stupid ass on the ropes for the majority of the fight, but that stupid Cat Burgler interfered, and I ended up getting blasted away from by body!
And now to make my flashy grand escape! Gyahaha!
