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Episode 1
Episode 1 (Aired 9 September 2011)
David's Team: Jack Whitehall and Rebecca Front
Lee's Team: Miranda Hart and Nick Hewer
Home Truths
- Nick: "When filming is over for the day, Lord Sugar and I sometimes wind down by playing ping-pong over the boardroom table."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieJack: "I was once commissioned to paint a portrait of Gyles Brandreth's cat."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Miranda: "This is Zazie and we once had a trial together for a professional ladies' football team, but we didn't make the grade."Lee: "This is Zazie; I once cut off her ponytail on the school bus, thinking she was my mate, Paul."Nick: "Zazie is my neighbour's daughter; she offered to mend my computer and inadvertently emailed to everybody in my address book a picture of my big toe."David's Team: NickAnswer: Miranda
Quick-Fire Lies
- David: "I killed a rat with my BAFTA."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieRob: Possession: "This is the sweatshirtnote that my wife and I put on together when we're cosying up on a chilly evening. We call it the cuddle jumper."David's Team: TrueLee's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
Winners: Lee's Team (5-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Nick Hewer
Episode 2
Episode 2 (Aired 16 September 2011)
David's Team: Robert Webb and Sir Terry Wogan
Lee's Team: Kevin Bridges and Katy Wix
Home Truths
- Terry: "I deliberately set fire to my colleagues' script whilst they were live on air."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: TrueKevin: "I once found a suitcase and took it to the police station. When they opened it it contained 34 bunches of bananas."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieRobert: "As a child I had so many imaginary friends we formed an imaginary gang."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Katy: "This is Tony and he freed me from a vending machine when I got my foot stuck in the push compartment."Lee: "This is Tony and until today I had never met this man before, but the person that was supposed to be doing this tonight didn't turn up. So, I grabbed the first person I saw outside the studio."Kevin: "This is my mate, Tony. We were once questioned by the police for stealing a life-size cardboard cutout of Hugh Grant."David's Team: KatyAnswer: Kevin
Quick-Fire Lies
- David: "When I was 12 I saved up all my pocket money and bought a rowing boat that I never used."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: TrueLee: "After an incident with a permanent marker, I had to go to my son's Parents' Evening with a moustache and glasses drawn on my face."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieTerry: "Every year, I signal the start of Christmas dinner by taking my seat opposite Mrs. Wogan and firing a pistol loaded with a blank or blanks."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
Winners: David's Team (6-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Sir Terry Wogan
Episode 3
Episode 3 (Aired 23 September 2011)
David's Team: David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson
Lee's Team: Louie Spence and Bill Turnbull
Home Truths
- Katherine: "I was so sure that wombles were real, I used one as an example of a mammal in a GCSE biology exam."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: TrueDavid O'Doherty: "I am currently seeing a hypnotist to cure me of my compulsion to visit hypnotists."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Katherine: "This is Mark; he's my recycling man, and last year he put a note through my door, saying he thought we were eating too many take-aways."David Mitchell: "This is Mark; he saved me from choking in Argos after I swallowed one of their little pens."David O'Doherty: "This is Mark, and together we started a lost animals detective agency."Lee's Team: David O'DohertyAnswer: David O'Doherty
Quick-Fire Lies
- Louie: "I make myself cry before every big dance performance to get rid of any excess water weight."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieLee: "I can tell the circumference of someone's head just by looking at them."David's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
Winners: David's Team (6-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: David O'Doherty
Episode 4
Episode 4 (Aired 29 September 2011)
David's Team: Nigel Havers and Gregg Wallace
Lee's Team: Charlie Brooker and Nina Wadia
Home Truths
- Gregg: "I always make toast by ironing the bread. It tastes much better that way."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieCharlie: "I once refused to pick up my girlfriend from the station because I couldn't bear to step over a spider that was between me and my front door."David's Team: LieAnswer: TrueNigel: "I once went on a date with a flamenco dancer who turned out to be a man."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Nina: "This is John; he was the first person ever to have a drink at The Queen Vic and the first person ever to have a curry at my restaurant, The Argy Bargy."Lee: "This is John, and he is the previous owner of my house, who still pops 'round with his deck chair so he can sit in my garden on sunny days."Charlie: "This is John; on Valentine's day when I was 17, I presented him with a dustbin for his daughter."David's Team: NinaAnswer: Charlie
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "Every Sunday I treat myself to a relaxing bath with three squirts of Fairy Liquid in it."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieDavid: "My parents recently forced me to have a new kitchen fitted because my flat embarrassed them."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueGregg: "Possession: This is one of my history books. I read them in the sauna to make them look old."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: Draw (6-6)
Individual Liar of the Week: Nigel Havers
Episode 5
Episode 5 (Aired 7 October 2011)
David's Team: Greg Davies and Konnie Huq
Lee's Team: Marcus Brigstocke and Phil Tufnell
Home Truths
- Greg: "For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: LiePhil: "I'm haunted by a recurring dream in which I'm a potato."David's Team: LieAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Greg: "This is my friend, Ian. One night after getting drunk together, he was wrongly arrested on suspicion of murder."David: "This is Ian; I sat next to him on a plane and he had such a fear of flying that I had to hold his hand throughout takeoff and landing."Konnie: "This is Ian; when he brought his lizards onto Blue Peter, one of them went missing. Later that evening I found it in my handbag."Lee's Team: KonnieAnswer: Greg
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "I once had to show my boss an intimate area of my body to prove why I was late for work."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueDavid: "I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieGreg: "I used to try and scare school friends by planting a particular drawing in their pocket signifying death."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: David's Team (7-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Greg Davies
Episode 6
Episode 6 (Aired 14 October 2011)
David's Team: Bill Oddie and Frank Skinner
Lee's Team: Sarah Millican and Jon Richardson
Home Truths
- Sarah: "I once wet myself in a car and then blamed it on my friend's dog."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueFrank: "I was once driven to A&E in an ice cream van. In place of a siren, the driver turned on the musical chimes."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieBill: "I was saved from drowning by a character from the children's show, Rainbow."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Jon: "This is Kathy and we crashed into each other while we were both on our driving test."Lee: "This is Kathy; she's the hotel receptionist that I had to phone from my room when I found a peacock in my hotel room."Sarah: "This is my friend, Kathy. We fooled the newspapers into reporting that she'd been left under the spell of a hypnotist at a hen party."David's Team: SarahAnswer: Sarah
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "When I'm at home, I amuse myself by shaving only half my face and doing that thing where you have a conversation between two people."David's Team: LieAnswer: TrueJon: "Possession: This is the emergency kit that I keep in my car at all times."David's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: Lee's Team (7-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Sarah Millican
Episode 7
Episode 7 (Aired 21 October 2011)
David's Team: Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham
Lee's Team: Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert
Home Truths
- Rhod: "I was sacked from my job at a zoo when my boss found out I'd been taking photos of the animals wearing hats."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieMackenzie: "Possession: This is my orchidometer. It was a present from my sister."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Chris: "This is Simon; in a virtual world we're married."David: "This is Simon; he has a large tattoo of my face on his knee."Mackenzie: "This is Simon, and when I hoaxed my school by burying some treasure, Simon found it and the police were called."Lee's Team: MackenzieAnswer: Mackenzie
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "I once helped my mum and dad look for something they'd lost using a Ouija board."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueVictoria: "If I ever get stuck on a crossword clue I phone Tim Henmon for help. He hasn't let me down yet."David's Team: TrueAnswer: LieRhod: "I once paid for some tapas with a Nissan Micra."David's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: Lee's Team (6-4)
Individual Liar of the Week: Mackenzie Crook
Episode 8
Episode 8 (Aired 28 October 2011)
David's Team: Lorraine Kelly and Dara O'Briain
Lee's Team: Barry Cryer and Sue Perkins
Home Truths
- Dara: "On doctor's advice, I have to sleep in a cycle helmet due to the violent nature of my dreams."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieLorraine: "I once presented an episode of TV-am whilst drunk."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueBarry: "I have written and had published a trilogy of romantic novels under a female pen name."David's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Barry: "This is Rhod; he drives my favourite bus, and whenever I see it I shout, 'Hello, darling!'"Lee: "This is Rhod, and after we accidentally took each other's baggage from the carousel, I ended up having to wear his clothes for three days on holiday."Sue: "This is lovely Rhod. He's my local butcher, and when I won 'Maestro,' he had a whole pig in the window, and he stuck my face on its face and he put a little conducting baton in its trusses to celebrate."David's Team: SueAnswer: Barry
Quick-Fire Lies
- David: "Possession: This is my bear, Tablecloth, customs officers once cut his head off and searched him for smuggled goods."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieLee: "Possession: I spent an entire year in a plasticwork class at school and this was the only thing I managed to make."noteDavid's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: Lee's Team (8-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Barry Cryer
Episode 9 (Unseen Bits)
Episode 9 (Aired 25 November 2011)
Home Truths
- Mackenzie Crook: "When I won the Pirates of the Caribbean Sandcastle Competition, Keith Richards was so angry he stamped on my drawbridge and threw Johnny Depp's bucket in the sea."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: LieMiranda Hart: "Last year whilst house-sitting for friends, I had to shout for help for two hours when I got stuck in their children's Wendy house."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieBill Turnbull: "I have drunk rum from a human skull."David's Team: LieAnswer: TrueRebecca Front: "I have vomited in Cliff Richard's hedge."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueSarah Millican: "I once ruined a christening party when I was overheard calling the baby ugly on a baby monitor."David's Team: TrueAnswer: LieNick Hewer: "Possession: This is a hat from my hat collection. I wear one whenever I throw a dinner party."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueKatherine Parkinson: "Me and my husband have a fake laugh that we do at parties to signal when it's time to leave."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: LieBill Turnbull: "Possession: This is my conversation book. In it I've written a list of topics that I refer to should I ever run out of things to talk about."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieRob Brydon: "For one week I appeared in a Dear Deidre photo casebook in The Sun newspaper."David's Team: LieLee's Team: LieAnswer: Lie