"If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck...you should not be so quick to jump to conclusions. Welcome to Night Vale."
A stone monolith appears overnight in front of City Hall. Plus, a former high school quarterback playing college football, opening ceremonies at the Drawbridge, and updates from the desert otherworld.
Tropes present in Monolith include:
- Good All Along: The Monolith turned out not to be malevolent. It was just there to give everyone Christmas presents.
"Today's proverb: It’s not the size of the dog in the fight. It’s the size of the other dog in the fight."
