"Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then regret everything. Welcome to Night Vale."
A roving pack of feral dogs has been terrorizing Night Vale; attacking children, stealing from the elderly, and vandalizing the drawbridge construction with very nicely drawn graffiti.
Tropes present in Feral Dogs include:
- Blatant Lies: According to Mayor Pamela Winchell, the dog pack that had been terrorizing the city was actually just some plastic bags caught in the breeze.
- Self-Surgery: The next show after Cecil's is Dr. Brandon, who promises a step-by-step on how to remove your own appendix... without surgery.
"Today's proverb: Eating meat is a difficult moral decision. Because it’s stolen, that meat. You should apologize."
