Jack Attack
Sir reviews the obscure classic fairy tale remake.
- As You Know: Sir tells us Z-Squared has just discovered the whole Review Team fiasco, but it should not distract us.
- Beanstalk Parody: A review of the Jack and the Beanstalk remake.
- Fat Bastard: What the Giant is described as at the very end.
- Fearless Fool: Jack, in-film and on the poster. He's still smiling even while hanging for dear life AND getting chewed out by Godzilla.
- Hanging On For Dear Life: Godzilla's team and Jack are doing this on one of the beanstalk's branches.
- Oh, Crap!: Finn's expression on the poster.
- That Liar Lies: Courtsey of Mr. Freeze when Thomas Jefferson is said to have made this.
- When Trees Attack: The beanstalk is turned evil by Arakune's theme and audio from 'The Worst Christmas Special Ever'.
- You Bastard!: Godzilla's accusation against Jack.
