Release: January 19, 2010
Film: Conan the Barbarian (1982)
This review contains examples of:
- Call-Back / Running Gag: The Critic cherishing Mako, first used in the Sidekicks review.
- Directionless Driver: Referenced; Conan asks a witch for directions, and the two have sex while she gives him the info.Critic: (as Conan) Wow! How come more men don't ask for directions? Dis is wonderful!
- Guilty Pleasures: Invoked. The Critic considers the first film to be this; however, he outright dislikes the sequel.
- Shout-Out: When Doom declares that he'll crucify Conan, a clip from Blazing Saddles is shown: "...Too Jewish."
- Shut Up, Hannibal!: "Well, when you put it like that FUCK YOOOOUUU!"
- Take That!: When the sex scene turns blue as the witch becomes feral...Critic: (as Conan) Oh no, she's pulling me into Avatar! The visuals will be stunning but the story will be bullshit!
- Too Much Information: A clip from Pumping Iron plays where Arnold says that working out is as satisfying as cumming. The Critic looks disturbed and says, ".......Good for you."Critic: (in announcer voice) "Conan the Cummer"!..... Eew.
- Unexplained Accent: We get a not too bad theory for Conan's: "How to speak in an Austrian accent. This scroll is very informative!"
