Release: July 27, 2010
Film: The Phantom (1996)
This review contains examples of:
- Catchphrase Interruptus: At the end, the Critic gets another erection from Catherine Zeta-Jones and, as a result, can't finish his catchphrase.
- Narm: Invoked. The Critic can't keep from laughing when The Phantom first appears.Critic: [laughing] Oh, no no no no... I'm sorry, it's the Purple Hamburglar. I mean, how is anyone supposed to look at that and take it seriously? [...] I don’t even get it. Why purple? How does purple blend into anything in the jungle? In fact, how does purple blend into anything, period? Actually, I think they did a survey recently asking army recruits what was the best kind of camouflage, and their response was "Not Fucking Purple."
"What a cheap jungle trick!"
