Release: May 5, 2009
Movie: Red Sonja (1985)
This review contains examples of:
- Broken Record: The Critic as one of the villains: "Uh-oh, she spotted me. I guess I should stab her again. I guess I should stab her again. I guess I should stab her again. I guess I should stab her— (villain is defeated by Red Sonja) Okay, what is with these morons?! Do you have short term memory loss?!"
- Call-Back: To the Jingle All the Way review: The "Put that cookie down!" sound byte.
- Captain Obvious: (after Varna dies)Kalidor: She's dead.
Critic: THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. If I get hit by an arrow, you'll be sure to tell me, right?! - Critical Backlash: (no pun intended) In his summation of the movie, the Critic says that while the movie is certainly bad, it's not as terrible as its reputation suggests.
