Recap / The Nostalgia Critic Editorial 16

Release: August 27, 2013

Countdown: Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got As Kids

1. Rocko's Modern Life
   Most of it.
2. SpongeBob SquarePants
   Sponge Bob: Sorry, Sandy, I have to, uh, ahh, go get my hair cut! [runs off]
   Sandy: Sponge Bob doesn't have hair... or does he?
3. Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre: "The Frog Prince"
   Princess: [getting dressed while the frog is bathing] Turn around, you horny toad!
4. Ren & Stimpy
   Naked man: I just love skinny-dipping! [He runs to the water. Ren and Stimpy's eyes bounce up and down as they watch him.]
5. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
   Judge Doom: Frisk the woman!
   Weasel: I'll handle this one. [Reaches into her cleavage and gets a bear trap on his arm.]
   Eddie: Nice booby trap.

   and
   Baby Herman: [Pops a balloon which scares a woman] What's the matter toots, afraid of a little... bang?
6. The Simpsons Halloween Special III
   Marge: [Reads ad] "Single white female wanted for mysterious expedition."
   Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
   Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
7. Batman Returns
   Penguin: [to Catwoman] Just the pussy I've been looking for.
8. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
   Missy — I mean Bill's mom: [Brings a sandwich to Bill.] Try to get some food.
   [Both Bill and Ted stare at her as she bends over]
   Ted: Dude, it's your mom.
9. Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
   Plucky: Well, put 'er there, Uncle...
   [Hampton's digusting uncle shakes his hand so hard he's thrown into the back window. Then Plucky sees the brown gook on his hand and passes out from disgust.]
10. Mrs. Doubtfire
    Daughter: Who did this?
    Father: [still dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire] Your Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.
    Son: Oh.
11. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Indy: How did you know she was a Nazi?
    Henry: She talks in her sleep.

Also see The Top 11 Naughtiest Animaniacs Moments.