Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.
Tropes:
- Clip Show
- Massage of Love: A subversion happens when Rose talks about a bad date she'd had on New Year's Eve with a man grieving his dead wife. He lured Rose into giving him one of these and tried to let it mutate into a different kind of massage. Rose angrily refused and immediately threw him out of the house after he revealed that his wife wasn't dead, just at a fat farm in Sarasota.
- New Year's Kiss: One flashback has Blanche surprise Rose with a double date so Blanche can get a New Year's kiss. However, both of the dates turn out to be a bust, leaving Blanche and Rose alone. As they watch the countdown on television, Blanche leans in towards Rose, who tells her, "Don't even think about it."
