Chapter 1
- The New Kid in Town
- Flower for a Princess
- The Timmy Express
- Find Jesus
- Hot Coffee
- Hide ‘n’ Seek
- Vulcan Around
- Mongolian Beef
- Gate Crasher
- Big Game Huntin’ With Jimbo
- Rats in the Cellar
- Detention Sentence
- The Homeless Problem
- Call the Banners
- The Bard
- Go Back Home
- Alien Abduction
Chapter 2
- Recruit the Goth Kids
- Nonconformist
- Man-Bear-Pig
- Restoring the Balance
- Dropping the Kids Off
- PTA Problems
- Wasted Cache
- Unfriend Al Gore
- Defeat Man-Bear-Pig
- Gain New Allies
- Attack the School
- It’s Late
- Defeat the Underpants Gnomes
Chapter 3
- Forging Alliances
- Phase 1
- The She-Ogre
- Mr. Slave’s Package
- Nazi Zombie Bounty
- Recruit the Girls
- Pose as Bebe’s Boyfriend
- Unplanned Parenthood
- Magical Songs
- Heading North
- O Canada
- Beat Up Clyde!
- Betrayal from Within
