Original air date: 4/19/2006
Towelie becomes a writer after getting fired from his job.
This episode contains examples of:
- Breather Episode: After the two-part Cartoon Wars special.
- Cop Killer: Minge shoots a cop after he takes a bunch of people hostage.
- A Day in the Limelight: For Towelie. This episode follows him becoming a writer.
- Driven to Suicide: Minge shoots himself after Gary is killed by a police sniper.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Gary and Minge are these.
- In the Style of: The dialogue between Oprah's vagina and asshole, which is only heard but never seen, is modeled after a radio drama.
- Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: Oprah's anus and vagina argue with each other (they each have a different British accent) until one of them pulls a gun and takes some people hostage.
- Organ Autonomy: Oprah's vagina and asshole can talk to one another, and her vagina can properly wield a gun.
- Ripped from the Headlines: This episode's based off the book A Million Little Pieces and its following controversy.
- Take That!: To Oprah and Geraldo Rivera.
