Everyone gets tickets to go to the opera, but it doesn't turn out to be an evening of entertainment. George's girlfriend, Susan, can't go and he's not keen on going alone - until Kramer mentions the fortune they could make scalping her ticket, that is. George makes a mess of it as usual. Elaine's new boyfriend Joey starts freaking her out to the point where she decides not to take him. But it turns out he he has other plans. In fact, Joey is Jerry's nemesis, "Crazy" Joe Davola, who plans on stalking Jerry at every opportunity.
Tropes:
- At the Opera Tonight: The whole premise.
- Shout-Out: Jerry admits that all his knowledge of classical music comes from Looney Tunes. When Elaine mentions "overture", he sings the theme song to The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show.
- Stalker Shrine: "Crazy" Joe Davola has one of Elaine
