It's the firs time most of Sealab has been on dry land, and where do they end up? On 'Happy Fun Time Island', an island infested with talking snakes, killer trees, and chupacabras. What's more, they've been dragged there for a team building seminar by Shanks.
Debbie Dupree's just glad to have fresh air while Debbie Love says they should have gone to Grizzlebee's instead. Sparks also said Vegas would have been a good idea too. Shanks shuts them up and tells them the team building exercise would be hunting the chupacabras. Hesh mistakes that for Chewbacca, and states how great it will be to kill a hero.
Stormy tries to explain to himself what a chupacabra is, but is interrupted by Sparks accidentally shooting Virjay in the arm. And then the leg. Then the other arm. Then the other leg. Then Stormy shoots him in the first arm. Then in the torso after Shanks encouraged him to because now he and Sparks were team building.
Virjay asks for someone to get his medical kit, but Shanks says they can't leave the fire or the chupacabras would get them. Dolphin Boy goes to get it anyway and is promptly eaten. As Debbie Dupree panics, Sparks asserts that they should fight. Shanks tells Sparks it's better to hunt in daylight and offers horror movies to watch. Stormy throws a bunch of bullets in the fire, killing Debbie Love and causing everyone to try to run away.
Between the bullets and the chupacabras, the crew's trapped. Hesh is killed by a stray bullet. Stormy determines that the only thing that can help them now is the Legendary Society of Men, consisting of a group of unintelligible men (Der Kapitan, Monster Hesh, Quetzalcoatl, Frenchman, and Huck Finn). Unfortunately, Der Kapitan shoots Quetzalcoatl, Frenchman, and Huck Finn and tries to court Monster Hesh before Monster Hesh bites him and both get thrown overboard.
Quinn tries to tell Stormy there's no such thing as the Legendary Society of Men, but is interrupted by a talking snake that poisons the somehow still alive Virjay. Sparks suggests they throw Virjay's corpse to the chupacabras to distract them. Shanks tries to protest that it isn't Christian, but then again neither was Virjay. Quinn suggests they build another fire to keep the snakes at bay, which Stormy interprets as 'set himself on fire'.
Not only is Stormy running around in a panic cause he's on fire, he still has bullets in his pockets. Trapped, Shanks uses his transporter watch to teleport himself, Quinn, Debbie, and Sparks to Deep Diver. Debbie is outraged that they went through all that when Shanks could have gotten them out at any time. Shanks tells her that team building is tricky. Stormy runs into the water, which puts out the fire, but leaves him prey to crabs and the killer trees.
Quinn comments that the island is tough before Deep Diver is run over by the abandoned and out of control ship of the Legendary Society of Men.
The Stinger: Two of the killer trees exchange jokes.
